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    Protip: Wearing women's lingerie and fishnet stockings and masturbating between cars at the Autoplex is no way to mark your 18th birthday, son. And don't even get me started about that pink dildo



    SEPTEMBER 8--Meet John Hudson. Two days after celebrating his 18th birthday, the Louisiana man was arrested last Thursday night on obscenity and trespassing charges. Hudson was nabbed at the Hixson Autoplex in Monroe, where cops discovered him wearing women's lingerie and fishnet stockings. Hudson explained that he was "masturbating in the parking lot and that he had a fetish." A further description of that fetish is not contained in a Monroe Police Department report. However, the document does note that Officer Rodrick Candley observed pornographic magazines, women's clothing, lotion, and a "pink dildo with pubic hairs on it" between two cars on the Hixson lot. Hudson, pictured in the below mug shots, was booked into the Ouachita Correctional Center. He was released after spending about five hours in custody.

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    Just say no to public chicken choking , son.
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    And don't even get me started about that pink dildo
    Let me guess. He was trying to compare a real one to a fake one? EW!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    Let me guess. He was trying to compare a real one to a fake one? EW!
    However, the document does note that Officer Rodrick Candley observed pornographic magazines, women's clothing, lotion, and a "pink dildo with pubic hairs on it" between two cars on the Hixson lot.
    You do the math.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    Let me guess. He was trying to compare a real one to a fake one? EW!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk View Post
    You do the math.
    I think what Dirk is trying to tell you is that the young man has a deep seated problem.....
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    alrighty then. Still EW!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    I think what Dirk is trying to tell you is that the young man has a deep seated problem.....
    Jackpot. The freaky little boy likes to stick dildos up his ass.

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    Next thing you know he will be using a soda bottle.


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    Seriously, I think the new Camaro is pretty hot too, but.....not quite enough to get my Johnson reaching for the sky. Dating Miss Michigan over a car???
    I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.

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    Prostate stimulation, no problem. Women's lingerie, no prob - so long as he doesn't look better than me. I'm rather open minded about stuff like that. In public though, that's a problem. Some things are best left for solo application behind closed doors, or with an appreciative audience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Prostate stimulation, no problem. Women's lingerie, no prob - so long as he doesn't look better than me. I'm rather open minded about stuff like that. In public though, that's a problem. Some things are best left for solo application behind closed doors, or with an appreciative audience.

    Yeah, I think that was the issue here. Whether you like his freaky weird stuff or not...it's not a concern of yours and none of your business....unless you do something like this (with it being in public).

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    So....you're saying if he did this in his room, with a Car and Driver magazine in the place of a Penthouse this would be ok? I'm agreeing, though, that the public factor here shows we have a future sex offender on our hands.
    I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Prostate stimulation, no problem. Women's lingerie, no prob - so long as he doesn't look better than me. I'm rather open minded about stuff like that. In public though, that's a problem. Some things are best left for solo application behind closed doors, or with an appreciative audience.
    I agree with everybody so far in that it isn't as much of a problem if he had kept it private, and since he chose to make it public law enforcement where he lives will always have to deal with it.

    Oh and btw, Ducky, a statement like that is useless without pics! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by deputysykes View Post
    So....you're saying if he did this in his room, with a Car and Driver magazine in the place of a Penthouse this would be ok? I'm agreeing, though, that the public factor here shows we have a future sex offender on our hands.
    I could care less what someone does in the privacy of their own homes so long as all participants are consenting adults. I'm fairly certain that there's a lot of people that would object to what I do behind closed doors, let's face it, the chains hanging from my ceiling aren't just for hanging my uniforms on, but I'm not posting pics or taking it to any other public venue.

    The touchstone for BDSM is 'safe, sane, & consensual' - and that includes the audience.

    Just my two (well flogged) cents.

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