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    Toasted buns

    Spider-hunting nudist burns own buns

    SYDNEY - A red-faced Australian nudist who tried to set fire to what he thought was a deadly funnel web spider's nest ended up with badly burned buttocks, emergency officials said on Monday.

    The 56-year-old man was at a nudist colony near Bowral, about 100 kilometers (62 miles) southwest of Sydney, on Sunday when he spotted what he believed to be a funnel web spider hole.

    Ambulance workers, including a helicopter crew, were called to the scene after the man poured gasoline down the hole and then lit a match in an attempt to kill the offending arachnid.

    "The exploding petrol fumes left the man with burns to 18 percent of his body, on the upper leg and buttocks," the NRMA Careflight helicopter rescue service said in a statement.

    It said the man's lack of clothing probably contributed to the extent of his burns.

    "The fate of the bunkered spider was unknown, although other guests at the resort thought it was probably a harmless trapdoor spider and not a deadly funnel web," the statement said.

    NRMA Careflight said it was called to a property in the same area in January when another man kicked a spider that was crawling up the wall of a friend's cabin. The man broke his leg in two places, it said.


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    Okay, Lesson For The Stupid #327: Nudity and fire don't mix.
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    "When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
    I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!

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    It is the season for hot cross buns.

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    Lesson for the stupid #328... Don't fuck with the spider's at this nudist camp. Bad shit happens.

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    Just be glad it was not bean night in the mess hall

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    LMAO!! Roasted NUTs, BBQ'd Peter and broiled Rump Roast anyone!?!
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