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    What's worse is that he and his girlfriend still face sexual assault charges involving three girls.




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    Definitely moooore to the story here.

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    Oral sex acts with the cows???

    I'm trying to figure out which would he like more, a cow using teeth when she "chews the cud", or getting that close to her fly-infested butt.

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    He is from Jersey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    He is from Jersey.
    Oh.

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    With the sad state of journalism I don't think we can assume 'cow' is gender specific in the article when referring to oral sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    With the sad state of journalism I don't think we can assume 'cow' is gender specific in the article when referring to oral sex.
    And that makes it better?

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    True Crime Report - NJ Cop Robert Melia Taped Having Sex with Cows

    A bit more info with a pic of the girlfriend. I think the calves he was having suck him off look better.

    Check out the comments, some of them are priceless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    And that makes it better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Oral sex acts with the cows???

    I'm trying to figure out which would he like more, a cow using teeth when she "chews the cud", or getting that close to her fly-infested butt.
    I'd be willing to guess he was on the receiving end of a calf thinking they were feeding off of momma. The rest of the mental image is up to you.
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    Well I see why he went with the cow.

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    I wonder if he wore some Red Ball boots?

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    Wow.... What can you really say to that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    True Crime Report - NJ Cop Robert Melia Taped Having Sex with Cows

    A bit more info with a pic of the girlfriend. I think the calves he was having suck him off look better.

    Check out the comments, some of them are priceless.
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    "It's bad enough to be sent to the pen as a child rapist. But being a cow rapist would certainly preclude membership invites from the finest Aryan gangs. They do have their tandards."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    He is from Jersey.
    Well, they do have Jersey cattle.

    Jersey cattle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    I know, they came from England, not Jersey, but it fits.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    True Crime Report - NJ Cop Robert Melia Taped Having Sex with Cows

    A bit more info with a pic of the girlfriend. I think the calves he was having suck him off look better.

    Check out the comments, some of them are priceless.
    Were any of them named Elsie?


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    When he gets out of jail he'll have to register as a bovine sex offender and have to stay at least a 1000 feet from petting zoos and Oklahoma.
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    Not to mention all dairies and cattle ranches. I dare him to try a Texas Longhorn on for size. He'll be a human shish-kebab.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    True Crime Report - NJ Cop Robert Melia Taped Having Sex with Cows

    A bit more info with a pic of the girlfriend. I think the calves he was having suck him off look better.

    Check out the comments, some of them are priceless.
    LMAO!!! this one has got to be my favorite of the comments!



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