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    Women spanking the monkey in front of football players is arrested

    Police in Florida arrested a 41-year-old woman after she reportedly masturbated in front of several underage football players during a community center game.
    The woman, identified as Venus Lewis, was charged with three counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition and battery for the incident involving boys under age 16, Ocala.com reports.
    Lewis allegedly chased two unidentified male football players at the E.D. Croskey Recreation Center Saturday and told them she'd have intercourse with them if she caught them.
    Police said that Lewis, who was drunk, then walked between two picnic tables, lowered her pants and inserted a tampon before masturbating in front of the boys.
    Police said Lewis also attempted to grab the genitalia of another underage player.
    Lewis has nine previous arrests, Ocala.com reports, including a Sept. 7 arrest for an open container. She is being held at the Marion County Jail in lieu of $25,000 bond.
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    Very simple, just NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I went a year working Saturday nights, and all I saw was a naked guy streaking through and out of his house when we told him his rear deck was on fire, and another 60-yo drunk guy undressing on the neighborhood street in front of his girl friend's picture window at about 2 am.

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    She must have been fugly if 16 year old boys were running away from her sexual advances.

    And I thought you could only call male masturbation "spanking the monkey". I've normally heard the female version referred to as "flicking the bean".
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    Inserting a Tampon first, really.... WTF... THAT SHIT IS HOT! I dont know why they didnt get on that
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
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    I see the ugly stick paid a visit . . .
    That's not ugly. That's fugly.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Inserting a Tampon first, really.... WTF... THAT SHIT IS HOT! I dont know why they didnt get on that


    Yeah....not to stereotype, but I already had a mental image this chick looked like King Kong when I saw the name...then the tampon. WTF isn't even close to what I was asking myself....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    That's not ugly. That's fugly.
    See......I was right!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Inserting a Tampon first, really.... WTF... THAT SHIT IS HOT! I dont know why they didnt get on that
    I knew somebody would do it. Reps.
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    I wouldn't hit that shit with Reca's dick and Pudge113 doing the pushing!

    Woman looks like she got smacked with a hot sack of nickels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    She must have been fugly if 16 year old boys were running away from her sexual advances.

    And I thought you could only call male masturbation "spanking the monkey". I've normally heard the female version referred to as "flicking the bean".
    I thought male masturbation was jerkin' the gherkin. I've also heard tickling the little man in the boat for ladies.
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    Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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    That woman needs to be kept away from alcohol and teenagers. Next arrest will be for supplying alcohol to minors, sexual contact with said minors, and bestiality.

    After looking at that photo, the kids might get charged with bestiality, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    I thought male masturbation was jerkin' the gherkin. I've also heard tickling the little man in the boat for ladies.
    Or floggin the dolphin for guys and double-clicking the mouse for girls. Those are just a couple of MANY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    After looking at that photo, the kids might get charged with bestiality, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 121Traffic View Post
    I wouldn't hit that shit with Reca's dick and Pudge113 doing the pushing!

    Woman looks like she got smacked with a hot sack of nickels.



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