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10-06-09, 09:13 PM #1
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Women spanking the monkey in front of football players is arrested
Police in Florida arrested a 41-year-old woman after she reportedly masturbated in front of several underage football players during a community center game.
The woman, identified as Venus Lewis, was charged with three counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition and battery for the incident involving boys under age 16, Ocala.com reports.
Lewis allegedly chased two unidentified male football players at the E.D. Croskey Recreation Center Saturday and told them she'd have intercourse with them if she caught them.
Police said that Lewis, who was drunk, then walked between two picnic tables, lowered her pants and inserted a tampon before masturbating in front of the boys.
Police said Lewis also attempted to grab the genitalia of another underage player.
Lewis has nine previous arrests, Ocala.com reports, including a Sept. 7 arrest for an open container. She is being held at the Marion County Jail in lieu of $25,000 bond.
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10-06-09, 09:29 PM #2
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EWWWW
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"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
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10-06-09, 10:58 PM #3
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Very simple, just NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-06-09, 11:03 PM #4
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No wonder SRO's like their job.
I went a year working Saturday nights, and all I saw was a naked guy streaking through and out of his house when we told him his rear deck was on fire, and another 60-yo drunk guy undressing on the neighborhood street in front of his girl friend's picture window at about 2 am.
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10-06-09, 11:06 PM #5
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She must have been fugly if 16 year old boys were running away from her sexual advances.
And I thought you could only call male masturbation "spanking the monkey". I've normally heard the female version referred to as "flicking the bean".
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10-06-09, 11:47 PM #6
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10-07-09, 12:13 AM #7
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Inserting a Tampon first, really.... WTF... THAT SHIT IS HOT! I dont know why they didnt get on that
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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10-07-09, 01:17 AM #8
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I see the ugly stick paid a visit . . .
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10-07-09, 01:56 AM #9
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Originally Posted by lewisipso
That's not ugly. That's fugly. Originally Posted by Morris
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10-07-09, 02:02 AM #10
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Originally Posted by Shoestring
Yeah....not to stereotype, but I already had a mental image this chick looked like King Kong when I saw the name...then the tampon. WTF isn't even close to what I was asking myself...."Like" us on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Offic...93147194083228
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10-07-09, 02:04 AM #11
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See......I was right! Originally Posted by CTR man
That's not ugly. That's fugly.
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10-07-09, 05:16 AM #12
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I knew somebody would do it. Reps. Originally Posted by Shoestring
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10-07-09, 07:00 AM #13
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I wouldn't hit that shit with Reca's dick and Pudge113 doing the pushing!
Woman looks like she got smacked with a hot sack of nickels."If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970
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10-07-09, 10:06 AM #14
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I thought male masturbation was jerkin' the gherkin. I've also heard tickling the little man in the boat for ladies. Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz
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10-07-09, 10:40 AM #15
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Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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10-07-09, 11:42 AM #16
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That woman needs to be kept away from alcohol and teenagers. Next arrest will be for supplying alcohol to minors, sexual contact with said minors, and bestiality.
After looking at that photo, the kids might get charged with bestiality, too.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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10-07-09, 11:51 AM #17
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I'm surprised the dog catcher hadn't picked her up yet.
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10-07-09, 04:40 PM #18
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Or floggin the dolphin for guys and double-clicking the mouse for girls. Those are just a couple of MANY Originally Posted by 213th
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10-07-09, 07:33 PM #19
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Originally Posted by Ducky
Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
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10-07-09, 07:36 PM #20
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Originally Posted by 121Traffic
I wouldn't hit that shit with Reca's dick and Pudge113 doing the pushing!
Woman looks like she got smacked with a hot sack of nickels.
That's ok, we're too busy with your mom.
Yep....brought it back old school.......fucker.
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