Wisconsin Mom Strips in Front of Kids to Avoid Arrest, Then Exposes herself Again in the Squad Car

**TXCharlie** · 10-11-09, 01:22 AM

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Wisconsin Mom Strips in Front of Kids to Avoid Arrest
Saturday, October 10, 2009

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — Police say a Wisconsin woman stripped in front of her children in an attempt to avoid arrest for shoplifting, then scuffled with officers and exposed herself through a squad car window.

Julia E. Laack, 36, of Sheboygan was charged Friday with felony battery of a peace officer, resisting an officer, shoplifting and two counts of disorderly conduct, the Sheboygan Press reported.

The criminal complaint alleges Laack stole a bag of beef jerky and a lighter at a convenience store Thursday afternoon. Police went to her home. The complaint said she refused to come to the door and began screaming and swearing at three children in her house, telling one that the incident was all his fault.

Police entered and tried to calm her down. With her children present, the complaint said, she stripped to her underwear and told the officers they couldn't arrest her because she would be naked.

Laack struggled with the officers as they tried to arrest her, the complaint alleged, kicking one in the groin and spitting in the mouth of another.

While in the squad car on the way to the police station, the complaint said, Laack exposed her buttocks against the rear window.

The complaint said Laack had a preliminary blood-alcohol level of 0.112 percent. The legal blood-alcohol limit for driving is 0.08 percent.

Laack remained in jail Friday night. A man who answered the phone at her home declined comment.

**pgg** · 10-11-09, 01:55 AM

**keith720** · 10-11-09, 05:31 AM

I saw a picture of the woman, and I don't think she's givin' the camera the stink-eye on purpose!

**Ducky** · 10-11-09, 07:28 AM

Originally Posted by pgg

Just remember that the naked ones shouldn't be, and the good looking ones seldom are.

**Second Chance** · 10-11-09, 07:34 AM

Kids have an awesome show and tell story for school...........thanks mom!!!!!! Idiot I say........

**Odd** · 10-11-09, 07:59 AM

I came to this thread expecting female nudity.

Leaving disappointed. No, hell no, not that after reading. I would like some beef jerky though.

**Wolven** · 10-11-09, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Ducky

Just remember that the naked ones shouldn't be, and the good looking ones seldom are.

Amen to that Ducky! No truer words have been spoken

And cant arrest you if you're naked.....hahahhahahaha...I wish. It would make my life a lot more pleasant at work. LMAO

**CTR man** · 10-11-09, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by pgg

Originally Posted by Ducky

Just remember that the naked ones shouldn't be, and the good looking ones seldom are.

PGG always has hope that someday this procedure will reverse itself.

Maybe the Playboy Mansion has some LE openings?

Originally Posted by Wolven

Amen to that Ducky! No truer words have been spoken

And cant arrest you if you're naked.....hahahhahahaha...I wish. It would make my life a lot more pleasant at work. LMAO

Stupid dumb criminals. Where did they get that idea? The cracker-jack box?

I agree, then you wouldn't have to look at them or repair yourself from the shock.