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    Police: Would-be ninja impaled by metal fence

    This never would've happened to Bruce Lee.
    Seattle police say an intoxicated 25-year-old man, who told officers he believed he was a ninja, was impaled on a metal spike Monday night after a failed attempt to jump a 5-foot fence.
    Around 11:15 p.m., officers responded to the 600 block of Seventh Avenue after a 41-year-old man called police to say he had been assaulted, said police spokeswoman Renee Witt. Officers arrived and found the impaled would-be ninja, Witt said.
    It turns out the older man, who was heavily intoxicated, tried to go into a sports bar in the 600 block of King Street, Witt said. The younger man, who isn't a bar employee, barred the man from going inside-- and an argument between the two men escalated into a fight.
    At one point, the men chased each other in the street, she said.
    In an attempt to get away, the younger man "thought he'd basically be able to jump over this fence, and he didn't quite make it," Witt said.
    As a police account of the incident notes, "Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities."



    The Blotter | Police: Would-be ninja impaled by metal fence | Seattle Times Newspaper
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    Ya think he was just a little over confident? What a idiot!

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    I think the young man learned a pointed lesson about the dangers of mixing alcoholic beverages and Ninja work. Butt for Lady Luck this could have been a fatal teaching point.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

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    DON'T GO A-NINJA-IN' WHEN YOU BEEN A-DRANKIN'! JUST DON'T DO IT!!!
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    If he was a real ninja we'd never see him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    If he was a real ninja we'd never see him.

    I only see three. Where's the fourth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    I only see three. Where's the fourth?
    Impaled on the fence outside?
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Impaled on the fence outside?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Impaled on the fence outside?
    Even though I haven't repped anyone in 6 months, i guess I still have to spread some around before I can hit ya, Cap'n.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Impaled on the fence outside?
    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    Even though I haven't repped anyone in 6 months, i guess I still have to spread some around before I can hit ya, Cap'n.
    Got him for you, Bob.


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