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11-18-09, 07:23 PM #1
Remote Control Ass- Just don't press eject on accident
Accident Victim Fitted With 'Bionic Bottom'
When Ged Galvin was injured in a motorcycle accident two years ago, he was given a colostomy bag because the muscles that control his bowels were significantly weakened.
But Galvin, 55, of South Yorkshire, England, was embarrassed and irritated by the colostomy bag, so he underwent an operation called the Electrically Stimulated Gracilis Neosphincter, which ultimately gave him a "pacemaker-like stimulator to activate the opening and closing of (his) sphincter muscle for bowel movements," the New York Daily News reported.
More at link.Verified Libra- There sure are a lot of people born in August around here.
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11-18-09, 08:38 PM #2
A bionic turd cutter, now I have heard of it all....
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. ~ Anon
si hic carrus commovet non quaerete
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ALWAYS FIRST!!!

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11-18-09, 09:42 PM #3
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11-18-09, 09:44 PM #4
I wonder if he has superhuman powers now.
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11-18-09, 10:23 PM #5
I believe I will take the Reader's Digest version and not click on the link..........
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11-18-09, 11:57 PM #6
I got nothing.
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11-19-09, 12:01 AM #8SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
Renniger-Richards-Griswold-Owens
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11-19-09, 12:35 AM #9
*Whew* For a minute there I thought you had stopped being a smart ass but I went back and read it again.
Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012

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11-19-09, 06:32 PM #10Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. ~ Anon
si hic carrus commovet non quaerete
RIP Scott L. Roth- Pfc 1st Platoon,401st MP Co, KIA 12/20/89- Operation Just Cause- Not forgotten.
ALWAYS FIRST!!!

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11-19-09, 07:25 PM #11
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11-19-09, 09:26 PM #12SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
Renniger-Richards-Griswold-Owens
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11-19-09, 09:31 PM #13
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11-20-09, 09:01 AM #14
Took me a minute and Army basic training flashback.
"Back blast area clear?!"Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012

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11-20-09, 09:02 AM #15
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