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**lewisipso** · 12-01-09, 12:16 AM

Police: Son Robs Mom's Restaurant

DEARBORN HEIGHTS, Mich. - Dearborn Heights police said a Wendy’s restaurant manager turned a would-be thief in when she realized it was her own son who was trying to rob the place.
Police said 27-year-old Jason Zacchi is accused of going through the drive-through Saturday night at the restaurant on Telegraph and Van Born roads with a sawed off shot gun.

Police: Son Robs Mom's Restaurant - ClickonDetroit.com- msnbc.com

**pgg** · 12-01-09, 12:20 AM

Dear mom, please give me all the cash in the register, plus the nuggets. PS. I love you!!!, see you for dinner tonight

**CTR man** · 12-01-09, 12:22 AM

Another Darwin award winner, right there. Some people are beyond stupid.

**Buttercup** · 12-01-09, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by pgg

Dear mom, please give me all the cash in the register, plus the nuggets. PS. I love you!!!, see you for dinner tonight

The mom sounds like she has sense:

“The manager proceeded to walk over and shouted, ‘What the hell are you doing?’” Gurka said. Gurka said the manager recognized the face under the bandanna as her son’s and helped police arrest him.

**lewisipso** · 12-01-09, 08:13 PM

helped police arrest him.

Mother quoted as saying "Um.....yeah.....say I don't mind helping and all but is there anyway he can be booked as Idiot?" "No first name, no last name, just Idiot?" "I really would rather not anyone know that he was ever near my birth canal."

**Bob Loblaw** · 12-01-09, 09:01 PM

these are the only words that come to mind.

Originally Posted by Idiocracy

As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.

Originally Posted by Dr. Lexus

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