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    Police: Son Robs Mom's Restaurant

    DEARBORN HEIGHTS, Mich. - Dearborn Heights police said a Wendy’s restaurant manager turned a would-be thief in when she realized it was her own son who was trying to rob the place.
    Police said 27-year-old Jason Zacchi is accused of going through the drive-through Saturday night at the restaurant on Telegraph and Van Born roads with a sawed off shot gun.


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    Dear mom, please give me all the cash in the register, plus the nuggets. PS. I love you!!!, see you for dinner tonight
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    Another Darwin award winner, right there. Some people are beyond stupid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Dear mom, please give me all the cash in the register, plus the nuggets. PS. I love you!!!, see you for dinner tonight



    The mom sounds like she has sense:

    “The manager proceeded to walk over and shouted, ‘What the hell are you doing?’” Gurka said. Gurka said the manager recognized the face under the bandanna as her son’s and helped police arrest him.




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    helped police arrest him.
    Mother quoted as saying "Um.....yeah.....say I don't mind helping and all but is there anyway he can be booked as Idiot?" "No first name, no last name, just Idiot?" "I really would rather not anyone know that he was ever near my birth canal."
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