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12-03-09, 02:16 AM #1
Pet pig farting prompts gas leak fears
A PORTLY pig with flatulence triggered a minor emergency near Bendigo this week when smells wafting from the 120kg porker sparked fears of a potentially dangerous gas leak.
Two Country Fire Authority tankers and 15 firefighters turned out in darkness to search the source of the leak at a property at Axedale, east of Bendigo. But the likely culprit was soon sniffed out, the pet sow startled from slumber in the dead of night.
"She got very excited when two trucks and 15 firies turned up and she squealed and farted and squealed and farted," said fire chief Peter Harkins.
"I haven't heard too many pigs fart but I would describe it as very full-on."
Pet pig puts wind up family as farting prompts gas leak fears | News.com.au
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12-03-09, 09:38 AM #2
Lordy, I thought I was gonna pass out from laughing at that one!!
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12-03-09, 10:29 AM #3
That would make a excellent gas weapon to use against radical Muslim terrorists.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
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12-03-09, 12:14 PM #4
12-03-09, 03:21 PM #5
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12-03-09, 05:38 PM #6"She got very excited when two trucks and 15 firies turned up and she squealed and farted and squealed and farted," said fire chief Peter Harkins.
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12-03-09, 08:36 PM #8
I still wouldn't light a match around him
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