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    Merced County Main Jail inmate's stashed 'shiv' is surgically removed

    The inmate, 19-year-old Rance Johnson, approached corrections officials Nov. 18, complaining about an item stuck inside his rectum, causing pain, according to Deputy Tom MacKenzie.
    Even worse, Johnson told deputies the improvised weapon -- known in jailhouse slang as a "shank or shiv" -- had been inside his body for three weeks.
    More here: Merced County Main Jail inmate's stashed 'shiv' is surgically removed - Local - MercedSun-Star.com


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    Apparently this shall not pass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Apparently this shall not pass.




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    Well, silly, you wouldnt have this problem if you didnt stick it up there in the first place. Glad the tax payers got to pay for it
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    I hope they charged him with it, after removing it. What a shitty day.
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    What a idiot!! Won't they ever learn, his momma must not have told him not to put things where they dont belong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Apparently this shall not pass.
    This happened in the county just south of me. The amount of stupidity around here never ceases to amaze me.

    His momma was probably just at stupid as he was. This too, shall not pass.


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    MacKenzie said Johnson told investigators he had no idea what the item was, that he'd found it in an interview room and tried smuggling the weapon by inserting it into his rectum. The item was wrapped inside tissue paper and placed in a sandwich bag before it was inserted, MacKenzie said.
    If he's in the habit of shoving unknown objects up his ass, he's going to be REALLY popular in jail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    If he's in the habit of shoving unknown objects up his ass, he's going to be REALLY popular in jail.
    "Is that a shank in my ass or are you just glad to see me "
    - Inmate Johnson to fellow inmate.
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    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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    He should go di-rectally to solitairy confinement.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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    "Johnson told investigators he had no idea what the item was, that he'd found it in an interview room and tried smuggling the weapon by inserting it into his rectum."

    Wow, the criminal mind (oxymoron, I know) never ceases to amaze. It's just too bad the shank was wrapped up or it could have done some slicing and dicing in there.
    Remember your right to remain silent? You can go ahead and do that now.

 

 

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