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    A MAN has been banned from a public park - after he allegedly tried to have sex with a TREE.

    William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie after claims he attempted to bonk the plant.
    It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants and exposed himself while in the visitor attraction in September last year.
    It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles. Shaw, of Airdrie, yesterday pleaded not guilty to an act of public indecency at the town's sheriff court.
    Sheriff Frank Pieri released Shaw on bail - on the condition that he stays away from Central Park. Last night Shaw was unavailable to discuss the allegations at his flat.
    A neighbour said: "I have seen him about and he seems a quiet lad."



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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    A neighbour said: "I have seen him about and he seems a quiet lad."



    (it's always the quite ones)
    Maybe he just wanted a partner as quiet as he was.....

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    He really was laying the lumber.
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    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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    Renniger-Richards-Griswold-Owens

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    Maybe it moved more than his wife?

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    Well at least he was participating in "natural" copulation.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    Going Green!
    Bwaahahahahaha!!!
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    Ecclesiastes 8:11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    Going Green!
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    i was banging a tree a while back...the sex was terrible. it refused to do it with the lights on, and wouldnt let me put it in its keebler elf hole, so i stopped seeing it.
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


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