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    Daringly, one of the officers opened the drawer

    German police summoned over vibrator

    A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator.

    The noise was so loud and strange, even over the telephone, that police in Bochum in western Germany decided to send a patrol car around to the "scene of the crime", a police statement said on Friday.

    "Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.

    "Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed colour."

    Police then "wished her a nice evening and left".

    To which I ask : with the benefit of time to consider it, what would your ideal 'night ma'am' line be?
    Ok, so it's a theatre of the mind version of Caption This! rather than hard news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odd View Post

    Ok, so it's a theatre of the mind version of Caption This! rather than hard news.
    "It's best to turn it off electrical devices that are not in use to conserve energy and help protect the environment!"

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    It's o.k. Ma'am , it's just your boyfriend.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

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    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

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    Hmmm, I guess its been a while hasn't it
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

 

 

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