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03-09-10, 07:06 AM #1
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Daringly, one of the officers opened the drawer
German police summoned over vibrator
A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator.
The noise was so loud and strange, even over the telephone, that police in Bochum in western Germany decided to send a patrol car around to the "scene of the crime", a police statement said on Friday.
"Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.
"Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed colour."
Police then "wished her a nice evening and left".
To which I ask : with the benefit of time to consider it, what would your ideal 'night ma'am' line be?
Ok, so it's a theatre of the mind version of Caption This! rather than hard news.
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03-09-10, 10:49 AM #2
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"It's best to turn it off electrical devices that are not in use to conserve energy and help protect the environment!" Originally Posted by Odd
Ok, so it's a theatre of the mind version of Caption This! rather than hard news.
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03-09-10, 01:29 PM #3
Reed and Malloy were my FTOs
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It's o.k. Ma'am , it's just your boyfriend.
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03-09-10, 04:40 PM #4
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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Hmmm, I guess its been a while hasn't it
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