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03-09-10, 08:06 AM #1
Daringly, one of the officers opened the drawer
German police summoned over vibrator
A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator.
The noise was so loud and strange, even over the telephone, that police in Bochum in western Germany decided to send a patrol car around to the "scene of the crime", a police statement said on Friday.
"Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.
"Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed colour."
Police then "wished her a nice evening and left".
To which I ask : with the benefit of time to consider it, what would your ideal 'night ma'am' line be?
Ok, so it's a theatre of the mind version of Caption This! rather than hard news.
Originally Posted by William Pitt (the Younger), Speech in the House of Commons (18 November, 1783)
03-09-10, 11:49 AM #2
03-09-10, 02:29 PM #3
It's o.k. Ma'am , it's just your boyfriend.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
03-09-10, 05:40 PM #4
Hmmm, I guess its been a while hasn't it'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
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