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04-11-10, 08:23 AM #1
Proof that Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Poor Performance
From the Sunday Times (UK)
The United States Navy arrested six suspected pirates yesterday after they attacked a warship off the Horn of Africa.
The pirates began shooting at the USS Ashland, an amphibious dock-landing ship, 380 miles off Djibouti.
The Ashland, which can carry 500 marines, returned fire and destroyed their skiff.
All six men were subsequently rescued from the sea.A common mistake made when trying to come up with a totally foolproof design is to completely underestimate the innate ingenuity of fools.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still there on my list of options, so are you coming quietly.........?
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04-11-10, 10:44 AM #2
I can't believe you didn't make "pirates" part of the parade of p-words in your alliterative title!
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04-11-10, 03:20 PM #3
Retards.... there everywhere
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
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04-11-10, 03:27 PM #4
washingtonpost.com
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates -- A U.S. warship captured six suspected pirates Saturday after a battle off the Horn of Africa - the Navy's third direct encounter with seafaring bandits in less than two weeks.
The Navy has taken at least 21 suspected pirates since March 31 in the violence-plagued waters off Somalia and nearby regions, where U.S. warships are part of an international anti-piracy flotilla.That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
Hunt the wolf, and bring light to the dark places that others fear to go. LT COL Dave Grossman
I'd be a better people person if I was around better people.
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04-11-10, 04:26 PM #5
Proof that poor planning by the perpetrators prevented pandemonium from prevailing.
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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04-12-10, 01:11 AM #6
Probably Peed their Pants.
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.-- Anonymous
Old People, like me, may not be around to witness the destruction of our Nation. The rest of you may not survive the collapse. We all have the sworn duty to prevent it.
The light of hope burns brighter than the fires of doom.
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04-12-10, 10:06 AM #7APB Guest
I have to think the only question for the guys on board the US vessel was "hmm, which gun do we use?" Perhaps followed by "heck, why not all of them?"
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04-12-10, 08:08 PM #8
Perturbed Pirates Ponder Possibility of Pissing Pants Pending Probable Plugging by Perambulating Potshotters.
(whew!)\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
`` ` ` ` (3--(____)
"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

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04-13-10, 09:35 AM #9APB Guest
I am literally unable to find something to say to respond to that.
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04-13-10, 09:52 AM #10\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
`` ` ` ` (3--(____)
"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

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04-13-10, 09:59 AM #11
UK readers will recognise the format of the title.

Don't know if you use it over there but it's a bit of a saying used in Policing and the Armed Forces over here used when planning ops, known as the 7 P's - I missed one out as I'm a polite chap
Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents P*ss Poor Perfomance
A common mistake made when trying to come up with a totally foolproof design is to completely underestimate the innate ingenuity of fools.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still there on my list of options, so are you coming quietly.........?
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04-13-10, 10:02 AM #12\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
`` ` ` ` (3--(____)
"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

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04-13-10, 10:04 AM #13
A common mistake made when trying to come up with a totally foolproof design is to completely underestimate the innate ingenuity of fools.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still there on my list of options, so are you coming quietly.........?
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04-13-10, 10:08 AM #14\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
`` ` ` ` (3--(____)
"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

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