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    Jesus hit by car

    Jesus suffers minor facial injuries, treated at hospital.

    FOXNews.com - Woman Runs Down Lord Jesus Christ in Massachusetts Street

    NORTHAMPTON, Mass. -- The victim has probably forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Northampton crosswalk, but police haven't.

    Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton.

    Officers responding to Tuesday's incident checked the 50-year-old Belchertown man's ID and discovered that, indeed, Lord Jesus Christ is his legal name.

    He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

    Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
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    Its not everyday you run over Jesus.

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    Why did he have to go to the hospital? Couldn't he heal himself?

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    Someone better watch out for lightning - even on a clear blue day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPD View Post
    Someone better watch out for lightning - even on a clear blue day.
    Thats what I'm screaming. +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4 Turns View Post
    Why did he have to go to the hospital? Couldn't he heal himself?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPD View Post
    Someone better watch out for lightning - even on a clear blue day.
    I think that car WAS the lightning.

 

 

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