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05-07-10, 06:19 PM #1
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Jesus hit by car
Jesus suffers minor facial injuries, treated at hospital.
FOXNews.com - Woman Runs Down Lord Jesus Christ in Massachusetts Street
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. -- The victim has probably forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Northampton crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton.
Officers responding to Tuesday's incident checked the 50-year-old Belchertown man's ID and discovered that, indeed, Lord Jesus Christ is his legal name.
He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.
Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.Verified Libra- There sure are a lot of people born in August around here.
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05-07-10, 06:26 PM #2
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Its not everyday you run over Jesus.
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05-13-10, 01:11 PM #4
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Why did he have to go to the hospital? Couldn't he heal himself?
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05-13-10, 01:29 PM #5
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Someone better watch out for lightning - even on a clear blue day.
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05-13-10, 02:04 PM #6
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05-13-10, 03:30 PM #7
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I think that car WAS the lightning. Originally Posted by SPD
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