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05-26-10, 03:09 PM #1
Man eaten by bear
1) check out the headline for a CLASSIC TWSS
2) According to the fake Tom Brokaw on SNL about 15 years ago, this is one of the possible end fates of Gerald Ford. Hmm.....
TheSpec.com - CanadaWorld - 'He was eating my meat and ... just enjoying every bite'
But the bear eventually got them.
"Then he started eating my flesh."
Marois said he watched as the bear started eating his right calf.
"He was eating my meat and he was licking the blood and licking himself and just enjoying every bite of it."
05-26-10, 03:29 PM #2
That man is very lucky to be alive. He needs to think about carrying a giant revolver with him when he hunts. A BUG for bears if you will.Idiot
05-26-10, 03:33 PM #3
I believe I'd be hunting for a new rug when I got out of the hospitalDo not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
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05-26-10, 04:00 PM #4
He was very lucky.
It's nice that the reporter included the "eh?" in many of the quotes.
05-26-10, 07:10 PM #5"I was born with a rabbit snare and a pellet gun in my hands." "Marois believes the bear was tracking him. "He didn't mistake me for nothing. That bear wanted to maul me; he was hungry and came to get me.""
05-26-10, 08:29 PM #6
Hmmm, looks like he got decaffeinated.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
05-26-10, 09:16 PM #7
Giant revolver indeed.
Ruger and Smith both make applicable versions.I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
05-27-10, 12:29 AM #8
05-27-10, 09:05 AM #9
05-27-10, 09:50 AM #10
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