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05-26-10, 03:09 PM #1
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Man eaten by bear
Jokes abound:
1) check out the headline for a CLASSIC TWSS
2) According to the fake Tom Brokaw on SNL about 15 years ago, this is one of the possible end fates of Gerald Ford. Hmm.....
TheSpec.com - CanadaWorld - 'He was eating my meat and ... just enjoying every bite'
But the bear eventually got them.
"Then he started eating my flesh."
Marois said he watched as the bear started eating his right calf.
"He was eating my meat and he was licking the blood and licking himself and just enjoying every bite of it."
Originally Posted by Jenna
Originally Posted by Buttercup
I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
Reca is the best thing since sliced bread! Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
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05-26-10, 03:29 PM #2
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That man is very lucky to be alive. He needs to think about carrying a giant revolver with him when he hunts. A BUG for bears if you will.
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05-26-10, 03:33 PM #3
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05-26-10, 04:00 PM #4
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He was very lucky.
It's nice that the reporter included the "eh?" in many of the quotes.
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05-26-10, 07:10 PM #5
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Ok, so to hear this guy tell it, he's taken out probably a few hundred critters in his lifetime. He's probably Public Enemy #1 in the animal kingdom in that area and there's a bounty on him, the bear was just looking to collect."I was born with a rabbit snare and a pellet gun in my hands." "Marois believes the bear was tracking him. "He didn't mistake me for nothing. That bear wanted to maul me; he was hungry and came to get me.""\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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05-26-10, 08:29 PM #6
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Hmmm, looks like he got decaffeinated.
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05-26-10, 09:16 PM #7
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Giant revolver indeed.
Ruger and Smith both make applicable versions.I'm your huckleberry...
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05-27-10, 12:29 AM #8
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wow......now THAT was the dad joke to end all dad jokes. Rep sent. Originally Posted by Captain America
Originally Posted by Jenna
Originally Posted by Buttercup
I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
Reca is the best thing since sliced bread! Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
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05-27-10, 09:05 AM #9
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I feel like an idiot because I JUST got it! Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw
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05-27-10, 09:50 AM #10
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Somedays you eat the bear, somedays the bear eats you.
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