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    Man eaten by bear

    Jokes abound:

    1) check out the headline for a CLASSIC TWSS

    2) According to the fake Tom Brokaw on SNL about 15 years ago, this is one of the possible end fates of Gerald Ford. Hmm.....

    TheSpec.com - CanadaWorld - 'He was eating my meat and ... just enjoying every bite'

    But the bear eventually got them.

    "Then he started eating my flesh."

    Marois said he watched as the bear started eating his right calf.

    "He was eating my meat and he was licking the blood and licking himself and just enjoying every bite of it."
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
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    That man is very lucky to be alive. He needs to think about carrying a giant revolver with him when he hunts. A BUG for bears if you will.
    Idiot

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    He was very lucky.


    It's nice that the reporter included the "eh?" in many of the quotes.




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    "I was born with a rabbit snare and a pellet gun in my hands." "Marois believes the bear was tracking him. "He didn't mistake me for nothing. That bear wanted to maul me; he was hungry and came to get me.""
    Ok, so to hear this guy tell it, he's taken out probably a few hundred critters in his lifetime. He's probably Public Enemy #1 in the animal kingdom in that area and there's a bounty on him, the bear was just looking to collect.
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    Hmmm, looks like he got decaffeinated.
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    Giant revolver indeed.

    Ruger and Smith both make applicable versions.
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Hmmm, looks like he got decaffeinated.
    wow......now THAT was the dad joke to end all dad jokes. Rep sent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    wow......now THAT was the dad joke to end all dad jokes. Rep sent.
    I feel like an idiot because I JUST got it!
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