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07-06-10, 01:55 PM #1
Iran bans the mullet
..and other "decadent Western cuts." Too. Many. Jokes. Brain...going to...EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Gawker
Mullets Are Officially Illegal in Iran
07-06-10, 02:09 PM #2
It was actually necessary to make the mullet illegal...He who has the money, signs the cheques.
He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
He who makes the rules, has the power.
He who has the power, has the money.
07-06-10, 03:30 PM #3Swamp Mafia
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Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and like it, never really care for anything else.
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07-06-10, 03:37 PM #4
Simple racism against Germans banning the mullet."all that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" Edmund Burke.
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07-06-10, 08:16 PM #5
I'll give the government of Iran something to ban.
How's this? We could turn that country into a sheet of glass.
The government of Iran has just been removed from the planet.
Anyone else? Iraq? Afghanistan? North Korea? Cuba? Venezuela? Libya? Somalia?
Obama might make the new land one of those new extra states he claims to have visited, though.
Oh, wait......he bows down to those rulers and regimes. Probably kisses their feet. My bad.
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07-07-10, 01:17 PM #6
07-08-10, 12:19 PM #7
And in the US, having a mullet could get you free admission to the zoo.
PITTSBURGH – Mullet conservation efforts are under way in Pittsburgh — the hairstyle, not the fish.
The Pittsburgh Zoo and PPG Aquarium gave reduced admission Monday to those sporting the business-in-front, party-in-back look.
The tongue-in-cheek promotion kicked off a week of discount gimmicks at the zoo.
Stuck in the '60s? A tie-dye shirt will get you in the gates for $5 on Thursday. On Friday, the zoo's Facebook friends can get the lower price.
On Monday, the person with the best mullet won a behind-the-scenes zoo tour.
And the prize for the runners-up? A chance for a free haircut.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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07-08-10, 12:52 PM #8
I, for one, find the irony of this story simply delightful. If they banned the mullet because it's terribly unstylish and ridiculous, Iran would actually be somewhat forward thinking (from a fashion standpoint). But they're banning it because it's "Western," which is their lingo for "too stylish." So the folks in charge have just realized that the mullet is entirely too cool for their population.
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