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    Mexican police arrest man hiding 18 monkeys under his clothes at airport

    Mexican authorities searching a man with a bulge under his shirt at the airport in the nation's capital found 18 monkeys hidden beneath his clothes, police said. Investigators grew suspicious after Roberto Sol Cabrera Zavaleta, 38, became "markedly nervous" when asked what he was transporting, Mexico's Public Safety Department said.
    Two of the tiny titi monkeys he was carrying in a belt were dead, the department said in a statement, and 16 of them survived the journey from Lima, Peru. Cabrera has been detained as authorities continue their investigation, the statement said.


    More here: Mexican police arrest man hiding 18 monkeys under clothes at airport - CNN.com

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    More than one monkey at a time is a waste.
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    The dude with the 18 pounds of hash in his pants leg made it through, but not the dude with the cute little Gismo-lookin creatures...
    I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.

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    Apparently it takes more than one monkey to stop the show.
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    The two little guys that died, damn.
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    How did he keep the 16 remaining monkeys from moving around?

    It's been said that if you spank your monkey, it will not move for a little while.
    Wiping the turds of humanity from the ass of society from 1600 to midnight.

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    "Excuse me, sir, are your pants moving without you?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by APB View Post
    "Excuse me, sir, are your pants moving without you?"
    Damnit, that reminded me of a scene from "Don't Mess with the Zohan" Yes, I was one of four people who saw that movie.
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