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07-20-10, 06:56 PM #1
Mexican police arrest man hiding 18 monkeys under his clothes at airportMexican authorities searching a man with a bulge under his shirt at the airport in the nation's capital found 18 monkeys hidden beneath his clothes, police said. Investigators grew suspicious after Roberto Sol Cabrera Zavaleta, 38, became "markedly nervous" when asked what he was transporting, Mexico's Public Safety Department said.
Two of the tiny titi monkeys he was carrying in a belt were dead, the department said in a statement, and 16 of them survived the journey from Lima, Peru. Cabrera has been detained as authorities continue their investigation, the statement said.
07-20-10, 07:09 PM #2
More than one monkey at a time is a waste.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
07-20-10, 10:08 PM #3
The dude with the 18 pounds of hash in his pants leg made it through, but not the dude with the cute little Gismo-lookin creatures...I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.
07-21-10, 01:21 AM #4
Apparently it takes more than one monkey to stop the show.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
07-21-10, 06:39 AM #5
The two little guys that died, damn.
07-21-10, 02:22 PM #6
How did he keep the 16 remaining monkeys from moving around?
It's been said that if you spank your monkey, it will not move for a little while.
Wiping the turds of humanity from the ass of society from 1600 to midnight.
07-23-10, 10:22 AM #7APB Guest
"Excuse me, sir, are your pants moving without you?"
07-24-10, 07:14 AM #8
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