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07-28-10, 01:06 AM #1
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'Your laws don't apply to me'
A SELF-PROCLAIMED Geelong witch told a traffic cop she was not subject to earthly laws as she was "a being from another world".
"Your laws and penalties don't apply to me. I'm not accepting them, I'm sorry, I must go, thank you," Eilish De Avalon said, driving off with the officer's arm caught in her driver's side door.
The alien defence was played out in Geelong Magistrates' Court yesterday when De Avalon, who had also told police she "had a universal name that is not recognised here", pleaded guilty to recklessly causing serious injury, dangerous driving and driving while suspended, using a mobile phone while driving and failing to stop on police request on February 23.
"De Avalon was a suspended driver and that is why she took off," Leading Senior Constable Geoff Lamb said.
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07-28-10, 01:50 AM #2
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Glad the officer wasn't hurt.....I seriously wish that shit would happen to me. "Officer, your laws don't apply to me." "Seriously? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....get the fuck out of the car."
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07-28-10, 02:01 AM #3
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I wonder if a .40 cal Glock applies in her world?
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07-28-10, 06:43 AM #4
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07-28-10, 07:33 AM #6
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Even if she were from another planet, she wouldn't have diplomatic immunity unless she were a diplomat and that planet had diplomatic relations with the US.
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07-28-10, 08:25 PM #7
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Do the Aussies have some type of psych/medical hold for people who are cuckoo for cocoa puffs?
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07-28-10, 09:12 PM #8
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Originally Posted by Jenna
Even if she were from another planet, she wouldn't have diplomatic immunity unless she were a diplomat and that planet had diplomatic relations with the US.
Leave it to Obama, and there is a good chance that he will make that possible.
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07-28-10, 09:34 PM #9
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