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    Woman allegedly performed model walk, asked for 'Amanda rights' during traffic stop

    A 38-year-old Orland Park motorist is scheduled to appear in Cook County court Oct. 26 on a charge of driving under the influence of alcohol after allegedly mistaking part of her field sobriety test for a fashion show.

    Orland Park Police said Sheryl A. Urzedowski of the 14700 block of Park Lane seemed to believe she was supposed to walk as though she was a model, during her 2 a.m. Sept. 9 sobriety test at the intersection of 159th Street and Wolf Road.

    "She walked up and down the line with hands on her hips three additional times," police wrote in the incident report.
    Woman allegedly performed model walk, asked for 'Amanda rights' during traffic stop - Triblocal - Voice of the town




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    I can't even walk like a model while sober!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    I can't even walk like a model while sober!
    Are you telling us that you get "other than sober" occasionally?

    I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I say!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    Are you telling us that you get "other than sober" occasionally?

    I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I say!!



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    I only said that I can't walk like a model while sober! I don't know how I'd walk if I were not sober, and don't want to find out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    I only said that I can't walk like a model while sober! I don't know how I'd walk if I were not sober, and don't want to find out!

    I'll drink to that.



    (Actually, I don't drink either.)



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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    I'll drink to that.



    (Actually, I don't drink either.)



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    I wonder what would happen if we both got drunk....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    I wonder what would happen if we both got drunk....
    We would probably be writing goofy messages on an internet forum.





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    that makes news?!?!?!? I've had way funnier. Like the guy who, instead of walking 9 steps forward, walked nearly a quarter of a mile before we stopped him. Or the guy who thought that if he could get his center of gravity lower, he'd stand a better chance of not falling down...he literally squatted until he was about a foot off the ground, then threw up all over himself and then fell foward, smashing the shit outta his face (because he was so low, I couldn't get down to catch him).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    (because he was so low, I couldn't get down to catch him).
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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    We would probably be writing goofy messages on an internet forum.
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