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09-19-10, 09:52 PM #1
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Woman allegedly performed model walk, asked for 'Amanda rights' during traffic stop
Woman allegedly performed model walk, asked for 'Amanda rights' during traffic stop - Triblocal - Voice of the townA 38-year-old Orland Park motorist is scheduled to appear in Cook County court Oct. 26 on a charge of driving under the influence of alcohol after allegedly mistaking part of her field sobriety test for a fashion show.
Orland Park Police said Sheryl A. Urzedowski of the 14700 block of Park Lane seemed to believe she was supposed to walk as though she was a model, during her 2 a.m. Sept. 9 sobriety test at the intersection of 159th Street and Wolf Road.
"She walked up and down the line with hands on her hips three additional times," police wrote in the incident report.
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09-19-10, 09:54 PM #2
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I can't even walk like a model while sober!
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09-19-10, 10:09 PM #3
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Are you telling us that you get "other than sober" occasionally?
Originally Posted by Jenna
I can't even walk like a model while sober! 
I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I say!!
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09-19-10, 10:19 PM #4
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I only said that I can't walk like a model while sober! I don't know how I'd walk if I were not sober, and don't want to find out! Originally Posted by cajunguy
Are you telling us that you get "other than sober" occasionally?
I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I say!!
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09-19-10, 10:40 PM #5
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Originally Posted by Jenna
I only said that I can't walk like a model while sober! I don't know how I'd walk if I were not sober, and don't want to find out!
I'll drink to that.
(Actually, I don't drink either.)
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09-19-10, 10:42 PM #6
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I wonder what would happen if we both got drunk.... Originally Posted by cajunguy
I'll drink to that.
(Actually, I don't drink either.)
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09-19-10, 11:23 PM #7
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We would probably be writing goofy messages on an internet forum. Originally Posted by Jenna
I wonder what would happen if we both got drunk....
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09-20-10, 12:16 AM #8
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that makes news?!?!?!? I've had way funnier. Like the guy who, instead of walking 9 steps forward, walked nearly a quarter of a mile before we stopped him. Or the guy who thought that if he could get his center of gravity lower, he'd stand a better chance of not falling down...he literally squatted until he was about a foot off the ground, then threw up all over himself and then fell foward, smashing the shit outta his face (because he was so low, I couldn't get down to catch him).
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09-20-10, 12:12 PM #9
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Sure, that's why. Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw
No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
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09-20-10, 03:36 PM #10
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Originally Posted by cajunguy
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09-20-10, 07:29 PM #11
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09-21-10, 07:16 AM #12
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Unless there's another Sheryl Urzedowski, here's her facebook photo.
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