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09-19-10, 09:52 PM #1
Woman allegedly performed model walk, asked for 'Amanda rights' during traffic stopA 38-year-old Orland Park motorist is scheduled to appear in Cook County court Oct. 26 on a charge of driving under the influence of alcohol after allegedly mistaking part of her field sobriety test for a fashion show.
Orland Park Police said Sheryl A. Urzedowski of the 14700 block of Park Lane seemed to believe she was supposed to walk as though she was a model, during her 2 a.m. Sept. 9 sobriety test at the intersection of 159th Street and Wolf Road.
"She walked up and down the line with hands on her hips three additional times," police wrote in the incident report.
09-19-10, 09:54 PM #2
I can't even walk like a model while sober!
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09-20-10, 12:16 AM #8
that makes news?!?!?!? I've had way funnier. Like the guy who, instead of walking 9 steps forward, walked nearly a quarter of a mile before we stopped him. Or the guy who thought that if he could get his center of gravity lower, he'd stand a better chance of not falling down...he literally squatted until he was about a foot off the ground, then threw up all over himself and then fell foward, smashing the shit outta his face (because he was so low, I couldn't get down to catch him).
09-20-10, 12:12 PM #9No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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09-20-10, 07:29 PM #11'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
09-21-10, 07:16 AM #12
Unless there's another Sheryl Urzedowski, here's her facebook photo.
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