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    Old excuse. new spin.

    A man stopped for speeding told deputies that marijuana and crack cocaine found in his buttocks did not belong to him, bradenton.com reported.


    Florida Sheriffs: Man Says Drugs Found in His Buttocks Aren't His - WJW



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    Dang 'ol dope fairy strikes again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Dang 'ol dope fairy strikes again.
    Charge the dope fairy with rape?
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    One of my best stories is a guy that I caught with dope taped to his testicles. He said "It aint mine! I been set up." I asked who put it there and he told me he didn't know. I told him I could name every person that had ever taped anything to my scrotum!
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    One of my best stories is a guy that I caught with dope taped to his testicles. He said "It aint mine! I been set up." I asked who put it there and he told me he didn't know. I told him I could name every person that had ever taped anything to my scrotum!
    I possibly could do the same, but I sure in hell could name the ones that ripped the tape off............;-)
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    Maybe he did the same thing this dude did in Get him to the Greek............LOL

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t4eaqvA8M4]YouTube - Get Him To The Greek - Sneeze - Film Clip[/ame]
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