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    Cops: Mass. woman threw dog poop in driver's face

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    A Massachusetts woman has been charged with throwing a bag of dog feces into the face of a passing motorist to try to slow him down.

    Police said Tuesday the woman admitted tossing doggie dung at the driver because she believed he was speeding in Belmont, a Boston suburb with about 25,000 residents.

    The worst part? Now all the anonimity-crazed online commenters are defending the poop-flinger, and attacking the police department for "allowing the driver to speed" in the first place...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 11001001 View Post
    The worst part? Now all the anonimity-crazed online commenters are defending the poop-flinger, and attacking the police department for "allowing the driver to speed" in the first place...
    Have they ever driven in mass? There is no way every speeder could be caught.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    Have they ever driven in mass? There is no way every speeder could be caught.

    So are you saying theres not enough dog poo to go around?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    So are you saying theres not enough dog poo to go around?
    As much distaste as I have for massholes, I can't advocated poop flinging.
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    I smell a new policy coming.

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