A 48-year-old man parked his car in the front row facing the courthouse midday Thursday, pulled down his shorts in front of a Pasco County Sheriff's Office detective and began masturbating, according to a report.

When arrested on a charge of indecent exposure in public, the man Richard M. Garcia of San Antonio proclaimed his innocence and said he was just applying hemorrhoid cream to himself, authorities said.

Man arrested after exposing self to deputy - St. Petersburg Times