Surely you can't be serious

**ms1600** · 11-28-10, 10:34 PM

Actor Leslie Nielsen dies of complications from pneumonia – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs

RIP Leslie Nielsen.

A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
That's no way for a man to die.
No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!

**Car 4** · 11-28-10, 11:55 PM

And stop calling me Shirley!

Loved that guy!

Car 4

**Pudge** · 11-29-10, 12:27 AM

Damn. RIP

**pgg** · 11-29-10, 12:34 AM

Damn. I liked him

**lewisipso** · 11-29-10, 01:42 AM

Damn.

**Odd** · 11-29-10, 06:34 AM

I doubt Leslie Nielsen would mind this obituary. Heck I wouldn't. One blogger's tribute to his life through his films. Makes more sense when reading it with the hyperlinks in the original post.

Leslie Nielsen, World-Renowned Detective and Vampire, Dead at 84

Leslie Nielsen, who made his name fighting crime and had a brief tenure as a Dracula, has died.

Nielsen, who was everything from an astronaut to vampire to President of the United States, lived a full and adventurous life that you’d think were the delusions of a schizophrenic if it weren’t for film documentation of his endeavors.

After materializing in our realm in 1950, Nielsen travelled the country as a love interest for various women and a private detective. In 1955 he made his first sojourn into space, breaking all the rules by exploring a planet that he was specificially told he should not explore.

Afterwards he travelled back in time and made a name for himself as Revolutionary War hero Francis Marion. Upon returning to the present day he once again traversed the country solving crimes, taking a brief break to pursue a hobby as a Sea Captain with disastrous results.

After a failed marriage, Nielsen became a Dracula.

Carrying guilt over his poor performance as a sea captain, he paid penance by going to Medical School and becoming a doctor, where he tended to sick crew and passengers that were stricken with food poisoning.

His love of police work then brought him back to the Los Angeles Police Department, where he thwarted an attempt by Khan Noonian Singh to kill Queen Elizabeth II of England using a hypnotized Reggie Jackson. This brought him the attention of Priscilla Presley, ex-wife of Elvis Presley and future mother-in-law of Nicolas Cage. They were briefly married.

Nielsen did not take the divorce well. He went into seclusion, fleeing mainstream society and becoming a Dracula.

... rest at link

**Jenna** · 11-29-10, 07:47 AM

Rest in peace.

**Captain America** · 11-29-10, 12:13 PM

Rest in peace , sir.

**ms1600** · 11-29-10, 03:39 PM

Doctors gave him a 50/50 chance of living, but there was only a 10% chance of that. He died in a big building full of patients, but that's not important right now.