Have you been Naughty or Nice

[bayern]

Big Sis is checking her list to see if you are Naughty or Nice. If you've been nice, you can get grooped, manhandled and (if your cute) maybe even sexually assauled by TSA. If you have been naughty, walk because she will also be checking the train and bus list.


CNN Reporter Put On Watch List After Criticizing TSA

[lewisipso]

I routinely keep my name on the nice list. It isn't that I'm not naughty, it's just I'll take all the groping I can get.

TSA "Sir, hands up and spread em." "Where will you be flying today?"

Me "Flying?!" "Have you slipped and hit your head?" "I'm just here to see you big boy." "A little to the left please, he's a little shy today."