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    “Charity Sex”: During The Holidays, Should Sex Be Treated As A Gift?

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    Here’s a curious article over at Fox News, “Charity Sex: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.” “Charity sex” (not to be confused with “pity sex”) is, according to the author, “a gift you give to your partner, and to yourself. Maybe you do it because he’s all wound up, and sex relaxes him. Maybe you do it because she’s feeling a little down, and sex gives her a boost ... ” For now I’m going to ignore the other parts of the article that go on to advise that while engaging in charity sex you should count on “faking it until you make it” (as in trying to force yourself to get into the mood) and forgetting about having an amazing orgasm. Instead, let’s look at the idea of sexual gifting (“So this holiday season, don’t be a sexual scrooge. Give the gift of charity sex!”). In response to the article, one like-minded blogger over at Cafe Mom begs men to pretend they’re broke so as to get “creative” with their gifts and give the ultimately free present of a go in the sack.

    "Charity Sex": During The Holidays, Should Sex Be Treated As A Gift? | The Frisky
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    I'm sorry. You mean you can get sex for free? Damn.
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    No. No you can't. There is always some form of payment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    No. No you can't. There is always some form of payment.






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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    No. No you can't. There is always some form of payment.

    Little boy to Daddy, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

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