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    Thumbs up Southern cities hope to recruit officers from pool of recently axed N.J. police

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    At least they have a chance to stay on the job. I wish them and the citizens of NJ a lot of luck!
    "An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper


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    As long as they don't vote like they do in the northeast I welcome them. Every northern transplant I've actually had time to talk with down here loves it. I actually talk to a lot of people that moved from Ohio. We always end up on the same subject of, it is worth the August heat because of the low taxes and low housing costs. He went from barely getting 30 hours a week (automatic garage door company) to coming down here with the same company and working as many hours as he can. While we were waiting on a tow truck from his wife's wreck he went on to say people that think Southerners are stupid don't know what they are talking about because of the living costs and lack of snow. I just smiled and thanked him. Then I told him not to tell anyone else or we'll bring back tar and feathering. He laughed and looked at him with no expression. Seriously though if these folks from hell errr the north follow some simple rules they should be fine:


    How to Get Your Ass Kicked in The South

    1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass.

    2) Don't laugh at our Southern names. (Merleen, Bodie, Ovine, Luther Ray, Tammy Lynn, Darla Beth, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, etc.) These people have all been known to kick ass.

    3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying damn whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up, or whatever - it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking.

    4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g., Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies, or we'll kick your ass.

    5) We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex, Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom MTV, Netscape). Naturally, we do, sometimes, have small lapses in judgment (e.g., Carter, Edwards, Duke, Barnes). We don't care if you think we are dumb. We can still kick your ass.

    6) Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the carving, we'll kick your ass.

    7) We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the hell up, spend your money, and get the hell out of here - or we'll kick your ass.

    8) Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly know that you're from Ohio. Eat your biscuits like God intended. Don't put sugar on your grits, or we'll kick your ass.

    9) Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will get your ass kicked.

    10) Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we don't give a damn. Many of us have visited hell holes like Detroit, Chicago, L.A., and D.C., and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it here, Delta is ready when you are. Take your ass home before it gets kicked.

    11) Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand what we are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are saying, and that's all that matters. Now, go away, or we'll kick your ass.

    12) Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR lakes have caught fire like scenic Lake Erie once did. Whine about OUR scenic beauty, and we'll kick your ass all the way back into Boston Harbor.

    13) Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say "sir" and "ma'am," hold doors open for others, and offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your ass just like they did ours.

    14) So you think we're quaint or we're losers because most of us live in the countryside? That's because we have enough sense to not live in smelly, crime-infested cesspools like New York or L.A. Make fun of our fresh air, and we'll kick your ass.

    15) Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here trying totell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your ass shot off (right after it is kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Question our sacred BBQ, and you go home in a pine box - minus your ass.

    Now y'all have a nice day!

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    "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway

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    HA! Good stuff. Gotta spread reps around first.

    There's a guy at the neighboring JD that commited the ultimate sin. Moved down here from New York and married a southern gal.

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    Do not poke fun at Bubba because he only has 1 1/2 teeth. You will look like him momentarily. Bubba will be arrested and be put back on 6 months probation just like last time. You will still have the same amount of teeth as he does.


    Welcome to the South. They are not ready.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

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    R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012


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    Hubby and I were discussing why Organized Crime tactics don't work down here. Simply, every family here is essentially already set up to operate that way, and we've all called a truce. Some outsider comes muscling in, and said outsider winds up eating buckshot at short range. Problem solved. No ballistics, as the ammo is a walmart special that half the population uses. Too many suspects, outsider had a rap sheet as long as he was. Hunting accident, and Guido shouldda stayed outta da woods.
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    Don't ask for your Union Reps telephone number after getting the "job." In most agencies, you won't have the job long enough to get the telephone number.

 

 

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