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    Playboy's 84-year-oild Hugh Hefner engaged to 24-year-old former playmate


    Hugh Hefner, the 84-year-old Viagra-popping founder of Playboy, is tying the knot for the third time.

    This time the lucky gal is 24-year-old Crystal Harris, December 2009 playmate of the month.

    “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears,” Hefner posted on his Twitter account. "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory."
    More here: Playboy's Hugh Hefner engaged to 24-year-old former playmate – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs

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    Hey, even old guys need lovin' sometime - - - I guess.
    (Not that I would have any first-hand knowledge about what old guys might need, of course.)


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    That little pill works wonders lol
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    “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears,” Hefner posted on his Twitter account.
    This could be taken more than one way....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    This could be taken more than one way....
    I guarantee if he offered her a ring, she put in some time on kneepads.

    She knows what she's doing.
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    Isn't it about time he finds some grotto to crawl in to and die? Never have grokked what's admirable about this guy, but this society loves him. A portion of sex buyers get a mention in the crime blotter, this one gets a writeup in the style section. #What'sThatAbout

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacLean View Post
    I guarantee if he offered her a ring, she put in some time on kneepads.

    She knows what she's doing.

    Bingo. Why does a 24 year old want to be with an 84 year old??

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacLean View Post
    I guarantee if he offered her a ring, she put in some time on kneepads.

    She knows what she's doing.
    I believe Hugh knows what he is doing as well...........;-)
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    Im sure her parents are very proud of their little girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg View Post
    Im sure her parents are very proud of their little girl.
    That ship already sailed when she posed in the magazine.
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    An amateur practices until he gets it right. A professional practices until he cant get it wrong.

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    I wouldn't want anything to do with her, she would probably hurt me and I'm not sure my heart would take it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dadyswat View Post
    I wouldn't want anything to do with her, she would probably hurt me and I'm not sure my heart would take it.

    She 's probably hoping the same for Hef.
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    She's likely playing the "lottery". He's 84. The old phart has to die eventually.

    And if she's married to him when he does - - - well let's just say that if her timing is good, she's set up for life.

    THEN I'll marry her.

    After all, I'm sure at his age, he won't do too much "damage".


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    Hell, cajun, first you'd want to see if there was any tread left on the tires or if it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
    The world would be much cleaner if blind people carried brooms instead of sticks.

    At communion, when the priest says "Body of Christ", I say "Thanks, I've been working out", then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat

    An amateur practices until he gets it right. A professional practices until he cant get it wrong.

    They've got us surrounded? Good. Now we can fire in any direction. Those bastards won't get away this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz View Post
    Hell, cajun, first you'd want to see if there was any tread left on the tires or if it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
    . . . or in my case a "L'il Smokey".


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    Hung like a light switch huh? I know the feeling
    The world would be much cleaner if blind people carried brooms instead of sticks.

    At communion, when the priest says "Body of Christ", I say "Thanks, I've been working out", then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat

    An amateur practices until he gets it right. A professional practices until he cant get it wrong.

    They've got us surrounded? Good. Now we can fire in any direction. Those bastards won't get away this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz View Post
    Hung like a light switch huh? I know the feeling

    LOL I just spit my drink on my keyboard.

 

 

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