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01-04-11, 05:37 PM #1
Men accused of sexually assaulting a woman with a snake
Two northwestern Wisconsin men are accused of sexually assaulting a woman with a live snake.
More at the link:
2 Men Accused of Using Snake in Sexual Assault | KSTP TV - Minneapolis and St. Paul
WHAT. THE. HELL???No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~The opinions, beliefs, and ideas expressed in this post are mine, and mine alone. They are NOT the opinions, beliefs, ideas, or policies of my Agency, Police Chief, City Council, or any member of my department.
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01-04-11, 06:02 PM #2
What is wrong with people??

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01-04-11, 08:23 PM #3
Things that make you go hmmm...
Job security...
Ecclesiastes 8:11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.
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01-04-11, 08:46 PM #4
I guess a slithering tongue wasn't on the menu?
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
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01-04-11, 09:03 PM #5
Friends of yours , Keith ?
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
Renniger-Richards-Griswold-Owens
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01-05-11, 07:34 AM #6
Why did "one eyed trouser snake" immediately pop into my head when I read this???
I'll get my coat.......A common mistake made when trying to come up with a totally foolproof design is to completely underestimate the innate ingenuity of fools.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still there on my list of options, so are you coming quietly.........?
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01-05-11, 08:40 PM #7
This is what popped into my head. It's from Mel Brooks' History of the World Part 1, The Roman Empire.
Roman Policeman - Seize him! Do you know the punishment for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen? (the crowd starts shouting and raising hands) OK, you, you had your hand up first.
Man 1 - Death by torture!
Roman Policeman - Nooo. You?
Man 2 - Crucifixion!
Roman Policeman - Wrong! You?
Man 3 - They shove a living snake up your ass!
Roman Policeman - Whew, ahh. No, but that's very creative!\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

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01-05-11, 11:11 PM #8
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