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02-17-11, 05:45 PM #1
Drunk Guy Shows Up at Jail Impersonating a Lawyer
It is not advisable to show up at a jail impersonating a lawyer, no matter how desperate you are to talk to an inmate. However, if you are going to bravely march into the den of law enforcement as someone else, it's best to have your faculties about you and to avoid anything that might draw suspicion to your fake identity.
For instance, don't attempt the feat while drunk. Might make things harder on you, especially since the cops will undoubtedly notice that you're bathed in Ode de Booze.
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02-17-11, 06:40 PM #2
Ok, what gave him away?
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02-17-11, 08:53 PM #3
I'd say he was an idiot, but according to our Govenor that title is already reserved for the good guys.
I'll just have to go with............
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02-17-11, 09:17 PM #4
That wouldn't distinguish him from many of our ACTUAL lawyers here.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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