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    Case of the missing bull semen solved

    Authorities in Sweden Township, near Coudersport, say a package containing 1,770 units of the valuable agricultural product was reported missing from a residence where it was to be delivered on April 2.
    Police now tell the Bradford Era newspaper that it was never stolen. Rather, a UPS driver left the package at the home and then returned to retrieve it after realizing it shouldn't have been delivered without someone signing for it.
    More here: No bull: Police in Pa. find package containing bull semen thought to have been stolen

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    With the right bull that can be worth alot of money.
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    That reminds me of the scene with Woody Harrelson in Kingpin:

    Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
    [Takes a drink from the bucket]
    Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
    Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.
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    Sorry I can't help it....


    That story is a load of bull.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dot4x4 View Post
    Sorry I can't help it....


    That story is a load of bull.




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    Quote Originally Posted by ms1600 View Post
    That reminds me of the scene with Woody Harrelson in Kingpin:

    Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
    [Takes a drink from the bucket]
    Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
    Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.



    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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