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04-19-11, 10:29 AM #1
Case of the missing bull semen solvedAuthorities in Sweden Township, near Coudersport, say a package containing 1,770 units of the valuable agricultural product was reported missing from a residence where it was to be delivered on April 2.
Police now tell the Bradford Era newspaper that it was never stolen. Rather, a UPS driver left the package at the home and then returned to retrieve it after realizing it shouldn't have been delivered without someone signing for it.
04-19-11, 12:21 PM #2
With the right bull that can be worth alot of money.'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
04-19-11, 12:47 PM #3
That reminds me of the scene with Woody Harrelson in Kingpin:
Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
[Takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.Verified Libra- There sure are a lot of people born in August around here.
Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes he gets you.
04-21-11, 06:59 AM #4Officer First ClassVerified C/O
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Sorry I can't help it....
That story is a load of bull.
04-21-11, 08:26 AM #5
04-21-11, 10:47 PM #6
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway
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