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    CDC releases guide for Zombie Apocalypse

    CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog

    Gotta love it when the government finds its sense of humor.
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    I notice they don't have guns in the emergency kits.
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacLean View Post
    I notice they don't have guns in the emergency kits.
    Do guns work on zombies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Do guns work on zombies?
    Yes, ironically you have to shoot them in the head to destroy their infected brains.

    Ducky , I new this story wouldn't get past you.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Yes, ironically you have to shoot them in the head to destroy their infected brains.

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    I'm ready for 'em.

    Cleaned and lubed my M4 zombiegun this afternoon, loaded up about twenty 30-round mags, have a couple thousand more rounds of 5.56 for back-up - - - well, you get the idea.

    Bring 'em on!

    Oh wait, the end CAN'T come tomorrow. I'm planning to barbeque Sunday.

    And besides that, I have a week of vacation planned week after next.

    Nahhhhh, that'll never work. They'll just have to reschedule "the end".

    Dayum, I loaded up all those mags for nuttin'.


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