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    Talking ADW=Assault with a Dead Weasel

    HOQUIAM, Wash. (AP) — Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
    The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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    Why do I love this job? Because you NEVER know what you will run into next. Any assault is serious but the way this story is written in the beginnin is an attention-getter.

    Am I warped or is this just plain hilarious? This could be a Monty Python skit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post

    Am I warped or is this just plain hilarious? This could be a Monty Python skit.
    It IS hilarious and you're right - it sure could be a Monty Python skit!




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    He was trying to weasel his way out of assault charges.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    He was trying to marten his way out of assault charges.....

    Fixed it for you , Jenna. Pay attention !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Fixed it for you , Jenna. Pay attention !




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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Fixed it for you , Jenna. Pay attention !



 

 

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