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06-10-11, 08:00 AM #1
ADW=Assault with a Dead WeaselHOQUIAM, Wash. (AP) — Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
Man with dead weasel accused of assault - USATODAY.com
Why do I love this job? Because you NEVER know what you will run into next. Any assault is serious but the way this story is written in the beginnin is an attention-getter.
Am I warped or is this just plain hilarious? This could be a Monty Python skit.*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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06-10-11, 09:52 AM #2
06-10-11, 09:28 PM #3
He was trying to weasel his way out of assault charges.....
06-10-11, 11:39 PM #4SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
06-11-11, 09:02 AM #5
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