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06-10-11, 08:00 AM #1
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ADW=Assault with a Dead Weasel
HOQUIAM, Wash. (AP) — Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.LINKThe victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
Man with dead weasel accused of assault - USATODAY.com
Why do I love this job? Because you NEVER know what you will run into next. Any assault is serious but the way this story is written in the beginnin is an attention-getter.
Am I warped or is this just plain hilarious? This could be a Monty Python skit.*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."
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06-10-11, 09:52 AM #2
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It IS hilarious and you're right - it sure could be a Monty Python skit!
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06-10-11, 09:28 PM #3
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He was trying to weasel his way out of assault charges.....
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06-10-11, 11:39 PM #4
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Originally Posted by Jenna
He was trying to marten his way out of assault charges.....
Fixed it for you , Jenna. Pay attention !
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06-11-11, 09:02 AM #5
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Originally Posted by Captain America
Fixed it for you , Jenna. Pay attention !
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06-11-11, 11:47 PM #6
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Originally Posted by Captain America
Fixed it for you , Jenna. Pay attention !
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