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    Man kept alligator to "woo" women

    A Chicago man who was arrested for keeping a four-foot alligator denied Tuesday that he had the reptile as a pet in an attempt to woo women. After being arrested in May, it was widely reported that Dewayne Yarbrough told police he was keeping the bizarre pet in a tiny tank in his kitchen because "chicks dig it."
    Yarbrough's alleged comments even sparked a parody of him on "Saturday Night Live."
    The 43-year-old from Ford Heights, Ill., pleaded guilty in a Markham court Tuesday to possessing a dangerous animal, the Chicago Sun-Times reported. He was sentenced to a year's conditional discharge.
    "It was a matter of time before it bites somebody," Cook County Judge C. J. Donnelly told Yarbrough during his court appearance. "What were you going to do then?"
    Yarbrough replied, "Throw it near a swamp."
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post

    I like his reason for not naming it.

    Well, it does make sense.




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    And yet people name cats. Strange that.

    More to the point, does alligator make good chick bait?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odd View Post
    And yet people name cats. Strange that.

    More to the point, does alligator make good chick bait?

    Now why do you think the guys on "Swamp People" are all so happy despite having the smile of a Jack-O-Lantern.
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    It will come if you call it while holding several pounds of chicken meat in your hands. I don't think you need a name for that though.
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