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    Police: Nearly naked man in Bluff City funeral home claims he wasn't alone, sex was planned

    Funeral homes aren't associated with the appropriate, mood-setting venue for a late-night sexual rendezvous.

    But that's what a Bluff City man allegedly claims he was embarking upon Tuesday with two women at Tetrick Funeral Home that is, until the alarm sounded and police arrived to find him inside, bloodied and wearing only his underwear.

    Though no additional suspects were located at the scene, police continue to investigate the incident.

    "To be honest with you, it just floors me," said Bluff City Police Chief David Nelson. "But when I pulled up last night there he was, standing in his drawers."


    Police: Nearly naked man in Bluff City funeral home claims he wasn't alone, sex was planned- Kingsport Times-News
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    You got yourself a necrophile there, Lew. I would carefully ID that puke if I was the police chief. You could be seeing him again. It sounds bad but is actually more common than you might think. I had one several yeasrs before I retired.


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    I guess sometimes after a long hard day you just want to go somewhere and crack open a cold one...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Funeral homes aren't associated with the appropriate, mood-setting venue for a late-night sexual rendezvous.

    But that's what a Bluff City man allegedly claims he was embarking upon Tuesday with two women at Tetrick Funeral Home that is, until the alarm sounded and police arrived to find him inside, bloodied and wearing only his underwear.

    Though no additional suspects were located at the scene, police continue to investigate the incident.

    "To be honest with you, it just floors me," said Bluff City Police Chief David Nelson. "But when I pulled up last night there he was, standing in his drawers."


    Police: Nearly naked man in Bluff City funeral home claims he wasn't alone, sex was planned- Kingsport Times-News

    What a whacker.

    Quote Originally Posted by A3148 View Post
    I guess sometimes after a long hard day you just want to go somewhere and crack open a cold one...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by A3148 View Post
    I guess sometimes after a long hard day you just want to go somewhere and crack open a cold one...lol
    Wow. Reps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Car 4 View Post
    You got yourself a necrophile there, Lew. I would carefully ID that puke if I was the police chief. You could be seeing him again. It sounds bad but is actually more common than you might think. I had one several yeasrs before I retired.


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    Quote Originally Posted by A3148 View Post
    I guess sometimes after a long hard day you just want to go somewhere and crack open a cold one...lol
    EPIC WIN!
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    Hey!!! If they don't say no it's legal
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    Quote Originally Posted by A3148 View Post
    I guess sometimes after a long hard day you just want to go somewhere and crack open a cold one...lol




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    Quote Originally Posted by A3148 View Post
    I guess sometimes after a long hard day you just want to go somewhere and crack open a cold one...lol
    Goddamn it, I was eating. Reps.
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    His name was Jack, he's a necrophiliac
    He fucks dead women, and fills them full of semen
    He gets frustrated, when they are cremated...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ms1600 View Post
    He gets frustrated, when they are cremated...

    His last girlfriend's name was Ashley.
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    Where in the world is Bluff City? Where's Waldo? Oh, there he is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Car 4 View Post
    You got yourself a necrophile there, Lew. I would carefully ID that puke if I was the police chief. You could be seeing him again. It sounds bad but is actually more common than you might think. I had one several years before I retired.

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    Exactly what I was thinking.

    Quote Originally Posted by A3148 View Post
    I guess sometimes after a long hard day you just want to go somewhere and crack open a cold one...lol
    I would expect this kind of comment from pgg, but from a new guy??? Nice, Reps from me, too. Besides, I need to spread some around before giving back to some of the regulars here.

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    Hey!!! If they don't say no it's legal
    Quote Originally Posted by ms1600 View Post
    His name was Jack, he's a necrophiliac
    He fucks dead women, and fills them full of semen
    He gets frustrated, when they are cremated...
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    His last girlfriend's name was Ashley.
    Alright you guys. Now this story is forever firmly etched in my mind. What a story to wake up to before getting ready to go to Church on a fine Sunday morning. Reps to all, if I can give them.


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