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    Controversial Exotic Animal Owner Found Dead

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    COLUMBIA STATION — Controversial exotic animal owner Sam Mazzola, who was found dead Sunday at his North Marks Road compound, died of asphyxia due to an airway obstruction, Deputy Lorain County Coroner Frank Miller said Monday.

    A teenage employee of Mazzola’s found the 49-year-old handcuffed and chained facedown on his waterbed about 11 a.m. Miller said the chains were attached to the bed and floor.

    Mazzola also was wearing a mask when he was discovered, Miller said. Locks, keys and other items were found nearby.

    Sam Mazzola was found handcuffed to bed, coroner says « The Chronicle-Telegram - Lorain County's leading news source

    Aren't most workplace accidents are preventable?
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    I don't even have to guess what he choked to death on.

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    Very important to always remember your safety word and follow the buddy system… lol

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    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
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    I didn't know gerbils in the ass were considered exotic animals... amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Little red balls are not your friend.
    I didn't even realize it was possible to get the ball gag back that far.
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    It gets better, THIS is priceless

    Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head.

    Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy - US news - Weird news - msnbc.com

    A 17-year-old boy chained and handcuffed Sam Mazzola to the waterbed where the same teen found Mazzola dead on Sunday morning, Lorain County sheriff’s Sgt. Donald Barker said Thursday.

    Mazzola, 49, had asked the teen to shackle him to the bed because he anticipated another man, with whom he had a relationship, would be coming to his North Marks Road compound later that night, Barker said the investigation has determined. The teen told investigators he left after securing Mazzola, Barker said.
    Teen handcuffed Sam Mazzola to waterbed, sheriff’s officials say « The Chronicle-Telegram - Lorain County's leading news source

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    Damn Sam.
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    Stupid is as stupid does
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    I didn't even realize it was possible to get the ball gag back that far.
    Apparently one size does not fit all.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

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