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    Man bites python and almost kills it but can't remember doing it

    While talking to the “victim,” who had blood in his mouth, another witness told cops that 57-year-old David Senk had taken two large bites out of a live python.
    After checking out the snake, animal control officers performed emergency surgery to sew up a two-inch hole in its belly that reached all the way to its internal organs. The snake, which was near death, was also missing a few ribs.
    Senk was arrested and charged with animal cruelty. From jail, he told Fox40 that he can’t remember biting the snake and said he has a drinking problem.
    “I did what?” Senk said after being questioned by Fox40. “If you find the owner, tell him I’m real sorry. I’m glad the snake will be all right. I’m willing to help pay for medical expenses.



    Read more: Man Says He Can't Remember Taking Bite Out Of 2-Foot Python | FoxNews.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    I did what? Senk said after being questioned by Fox40.
    So the first he heard of it, after the arrest and booking and arraignment, was when the news called? "I did what?" He's practicing his act.

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    Drinking problem , sounds like the dumbass has an eating problem too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Drinking problem , sounds like the dumbass has an eating problem too.

    Indeed, I always peel the skin off before I eat snake ribs.
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    Man bites python


    Snake had it coming.


    animal control officers performed emergency surgery to sew up a two-inch hole in its belly that reached all the way to its internal organs.
    Apparently it wasn't deep enough. The snake is gonna live.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post

    Snake had it coming.




    Apparently it wasn't deep enough. The snake is gonna live.
    I'm guessing you don't like snakes, Lew?

    Poor snake
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    I love em. Dead, skinned and on boots or luggage. Outside of that it is an automatic one sided gunfight.
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