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    Now that took balls.

    a man was drinking Saturday morning when he accidentally shot himself in the groin.
    Read more: Police: Man Shoots Self In Groin - Des Moines News Story - KCCI Des Moines
    To Live Is To Eat

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    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

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    I went on one of those calls. Dude was "gangsta" carrying in his waistband. Pulled the gun out with his booger hook on the bang switch. No more right testicle.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

    I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones

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    Someone reporting having heard gunshots
    Plural? Did he pop off more than 1?
    Blessed are the the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. MATT 5:10

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broke Hoss View Post
    Plural? Did he pop off more than 1?
    One in the balls, one in the head for relief ??
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    One in the balls, one in the head for relief ??
    So you can double tap yourself?

    Gotta love the comments about reproducing.
    To Live Is To Eat

    IMG could turn a conversation about the weather into a mouthwatering food story. - Cidp24

    And always add bacon! - Shad Kirton, Co-owner/Chef Smokey D's

    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Solomon

    We were all born wild. It was up to our parents to domesticate us.

 

 

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