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    Coffee pot upside the head

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    NOT THE COFFEE POT!! Hit him over the head with a co worker!!!
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    Of all the handy utensils / weapons laying around, using a coffee pot just means someone wasn't thinking creatively enough. An urn would work much better. More stopping power and it would still work afterward.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    NOT THE COFFEE POT!! Hit him over the head with a co worker!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Of all the handy utensils / weapons laying around, using a coffee pot just means someone wasn't thinking creatively enough. An urn would work much better. More stopping power and it would still work afterward.
    Maybe a cast iron skillet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinki View Post




    Maybe a cast iron skillet
    Use it like a tennis racket and serve his ass. I like!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Of all the handy utensils / weapons laying around, using a coffee pot just means someone wasn't thinking creatively enough. An urn would work much better. More stopping power and it would still work afterward.
    It's better than throwing towels... wait... what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    It's better than throwing towels... wait... what?
    Why did the whole sequence run through my head like "Zombie Kill of the Week?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Use it like a tennis racket and serve his ass. I like!
    Wonderful image!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinki View Post
    Wonderful image!
    Ever see Roxanne with Steve Martin? I'm thinking the scene where he beat the hell out of a guy played by Kevin Nealon with a tennis racket. Yeah. Or Casey Jones from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. The walking assault with a sporting goods store.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Ever see Roxanne with Steve Martin? I'm thinking the scene where he beat the hell out of a guy played by Kevin Nealon with a tennis racket. Yeah. Or Casey Jones from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. The walking assault with a sporting goods store.




    Is my violent streak showing?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Ever see Roxanne with Steve Martin? I'm thinking the scene where he beat the hell out of a guy played by Kevin Nealon with a tennis racket. Yeah. Or Casey Jones from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. The walking assault with a sporting goods store.




    Is my violent streak showing?
    I actually have only seen bits and pieces while flipping channels, but I'll have to make a point to check out that scene I did see Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
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    Haa, she hit him with the metal urn they use to keep a bunch of java...
    I frequent that place and was sorry I wasnt there when it happened. They got the turd later on though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by E-man View Post
    Haa, she hit him with the metal urn they use to keep a bunch of java...
    I frequent that place and was sorry I wasnt there when it happened. They got the turd later on though...
    Give them a high five for me, please!
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