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    IMGreat101 is online now The Butcher
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    It was the Mexican buffet, honest!

    The complaint states: "Defendant Hughes was highly intoxicated on this date and time, and decided in his drunken stupor that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the ATO deck, located on the back of the ATO house. ...
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    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Solomon

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    And here we have another idiot trying to blame others for his own stupidity.
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    Jackass. Oh wait....

    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

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    Well what do you think is going to happen when those sparks start hitting your butt.


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    There are safer ways to remove the hair from your ass, though to hear the womenfolk tell it waxing hurts just as bad.

    On the upside there's generally not a fall off a building involved.

    Quote Originally Posted by Herzen
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