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    Crime is out of control in Wisconsin!

    This was in a local paper recently: (and you think only big cities have their share of whack-jobs.)

    WAUPUN A man who answered the door wearing a fishnet stocking on his head and a skin-tight spandex tuxedo prompted a pizza deliveryman to contact police.
    The man went to the Waupun Police Department at about 7:30 a.m. Sunday to report the incident that happened while he was delivering for XXXXX, . Main St., according to the Waupun Police Department log.

    The man said he felt he was going to be robbed. However, the transaction went as planned, according to the log.

    The dispatcher noted that no crime took place.


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    Well, at least the guy wasn't raping dead deer or digging up corpses to have sex with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gopherpuckfan View Post
    Well, at least the guy wasn't raping dead deer or digging up corpses to have sex with.
    I suppose we could apply that standard to all forms of nefarious conduct....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    I suppose we could apply that standard to all forms of nefarious conduct....
    We could, but it seems Cheeseheads have an affinity for doing the named activities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gopherpuckfan View Post
    We could, but it seems Cheeseheads have an affinity for doing the named activities.
    It gets boring here when we don't have the Vikings to beat-up on.
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    Now that would be a fun call to go on, i grew up about 10 min from there, the community is small with a prison dead center of town that a few famous killers had stays at

    i now live about 1hr from there and have some friends there so i frequent the city, i will have to start watching my back for this guy whenni go there
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