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03-13-12, 10:20 PM #1
Injustice/Indifference/In God we trust
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DEEP INSIDE THE CHAIN PUB PISS DUNGEON
Um. Yeah. Ok.
Ever heard the story about the girl who sleeps with some dude and ends up getting some weird, flesh-eating disease that the doctor tells her can only be contracted through sex with a corpse?
Every once in a while you hear a story of human sexual deviance so extremely left of center that it literally blows your mind. It’s even more disturbing when you're there, at the source, and can see the corroborating evidence for yourself.
One of my best buds from Southend is the manager of a chain pub in Central London.
A few weeks ago, he was standing behind the bar when a guy came up to him looking rather concerned.
“Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.”
“I'm sorry?” my friend replies.
“Not just an eyeball, but, like, an eyebrow as well. And the eye was looking around.”
So the guy convinces my friend to have a look to put his mind at ease.
They both went to the bathroom to check on the two adjoining rooms. As they go through the first door, they discover that the place is pretty much flooded with urine. My mate comments to the guy that obviously this is not normal.
Deep Inside the Chain Pub Piss Dungeon | VICEDo not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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03-14-12, 05:36 AM #2
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What concerns me Lou is how the hell did you find that story?
On second thoughts, I really don't want to know!A common mistake made when trying to come up with a totally foolproof design is to completely underestimate the innate ingenuity of fools.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still there on my list of options, so are you coming quietly.........?
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03-14-12, 07:47 AM #3
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And our next applicant for the sanitation department is..
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03-14-12, 12:02 PM #4
Reed and Malloy were my FTOs
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I guess we now know what Motorway is doing with all his new found free time.
He must really miss the job. 
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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03-14-12, 12:28 PM #5
Did you press the power button?
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Dear God.............
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03-14-12, 12:32 PM #6
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Ew. Just, ew.
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03-14-12, 03:01 PM #7
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a whole new twist on gettin' pissed..
...on, that is
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03-14-12, 03:58 PM #8
Cuffing & Stuffing for 12 years now...
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That's by far one of the sickest things I've read. I cannot imagine how bad a person's life has to be to get to that point.
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03-14-12, 04:27 PM #9
Injustice/Indifference/In God we trust
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Easy. I just searched eyeball in a urinal. Now why did I search that? Well that is indeed a different story.
Originally Posted by Tango Zulu 22
Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
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03-16-12, 08:12 PM #10
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Proving it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!
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03-16-12, 08:51 PM #11
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That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
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