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    Austrian village is f**king tired of you mocking its name

    The village of Fucking, Austria, has 104 residents, many of whom are really f**king tired of tourists stealing road signs with the village's name and being mocked for bearing the name of a 6th-century Bavarian nobleman named Focko (the village's name is derived from an 18th-century spelling). Mostly, the Fucking residents just want to be f**king left alone. Which is why the village is now mulling a name change. Fuckingers will vote this week whether to alter the hamlet's name, with some in favor of reverting to the 16th century spelling, replacing "ck" with a single or double "g." Others want to keep the name, either out of tradition or to keep the tourist money flowing.​


    http://now.msn.com/now/0417-austria-town.aspx


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    Not no but hell no! I wanna move there!
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    Tourist need to leave the F**cking signs alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Not no but hell no! I wanna move there!
    How about f**king hell no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    How about f**king hell no?


    Jenna! I thought you were a lady!


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    When asked I'd just like to say I live in F**king Austria dude! Then I'd advertise that since it's named that, it has to be that as well. May as well get the enjoyment all the way around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Car 4 View Post
    Jenna! I thought you were a lady!


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    Can you imagine being on the police department there? knocking on a door..."Who's there?
    ..."It's the Fucking Police!"
    Wiping the turds of humanity from the ass of society from 1600 to midnight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napalm View Post
    Can you imagine being on the police department there? knocking on a door..."Who's there?
    ..."It's the Fucking Police!"

    l just spit out my coffee. that would be funny


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    this is pretty funny. either change the name or post the signs high enough where they are out of reach. Maybe even electrify them. That should be fun...

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    I believe they are twinned with the village of "Cocks" in Cornwall.
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