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    The Zombie Apocalypse is starting in Miami

    Miami police shoot and kill naked man that was eating another mans face...Cant make this stuff up

    Sources: Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face « CBS Miami

    MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.
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    One of my Sgt's has a sign that says, "The worst thing about the Zombie Apocolypse is admitting how excited you'll be!"
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    No doubt this sly bastard will be back soon. Alive, dead or undead, "naked man" is a constant menace. He commits a good 20% of crimes all by his naked self.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    One of my Sgt's has a sign that says, "The worst thing about the Zombie Apocolypse is admitting how excited you'll be!"
    Have now cleaned screen and keypad of recycled coffee.

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    Tests find only marijuana in face-chewer's system - Yahoo! News

    Lab tests detected only marijuana in the system of a Florida man shot while chewing on another man's face, the medical examiner said Wednesday, ruling out other street drugs including the components typically found in the stimulants known as "bath salts."
    So he was naturally batshit crazy. Gotcha. Or he is Zombie Patient Zero.
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