Squatting woman nabbed in Vero Beach defecation caper, report shows

[lewisipso]

VERO BEACH, Fla. -- A Vero Beach woman accused of squatting and threatening to "take a (poop)" on a neighbor's property was arrested after deputies say she smelled of booze and yelled obscenities.
The case of the potty-mouthed woman said to have threatened to potty on a neighbor's land went down May 27 in the 1100 block of 19th Avenue Southwest in Vero Beach, a recently released arrest affidavit states.
An Indian River County Sheriff's deputy went to the scene about 3:20 a.m., and saw a woman identified as Sharee Barnes, 32, shouting obscenities at a man. Barnes smelled of alcohol.
The man told a deputy he was in his home when he saw a motion sensor light illuminate in his front yard.
He went outside and saw Barnes squatting. He said Barnes said she planned to "take a (poop)" on his land. The man went to get his cell phone to shoot video, but a deputy noted the video quality was too poor for evidentiary use.


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[Rhino]

We should give Florida its own thread.

[GirlInBrown]

We should give Florida its own thread.

+1.

[Reca]

I actually arrested a guy on two separate occasions for pooping in someones yard. I actually caught him both times while on patrol.

The first time I cited him into court because he was mid-shit when I rolled up on him and he tried to stop but just shit all over himself.
The second time he got booked into jail.