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    Police: Teaneck man pulled gun on neighbor for farting

    TEANECK An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighbor's fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said.
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    Farting in ones general direction is a threat..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob84 View Post
    Farting in ones general direction is a threat..............
    Could be construed as a deadly force situation.
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    If it was a room clearing fart then I can't blame him, elderly and frail could translate into being aphyxiated
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    If it was a room clearing fart then I can't blame him, elderly and frail could translate into being aphyxiated
    Normally it's the elderly and frail that are the worst offenders. That said, my grandmother was fond of telling the story of when she and my dad were in the car together and she made him pull over after he farted so she could vomit. I'm sure if she'd been armed at the time, she would have happily shot him. Or shoved it up his butt.
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    I wonder if his neighbor is French?

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