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06-27-12, 08:59 AM #1
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Police: Teaneck man pulled gun on neighbor for farting
Police: Teaneck man pulled gun on neighbor for farting | NJ.comTEANECK — An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighbor's fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said.
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06-27-12, 09:33 AM #2
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Farting in ones general direction is a threat..............
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06-27-12, 10:12 AM #3
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Could be construed as a deadly force situation.
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06-27-12, 05:24 PM #4
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If it was a room clearing fart then I can't blame him, elderly and frail could translate into being aphyxiated
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06-27-12, 07:52 PM #5
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Normally it's the elderly and frail that are the worst offenders. Originally Posted by pgg
That said, my grandmother was fond of telling the story of when she and my dad were in the car together and she made him pull over after he farted so she could vomit. I'm sure if she'd been armed at the time, she would have happily shot him. Or shoved it up his butt.
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07-01-12, 05:30 PM #6
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I wonder if his neighbor is French?
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