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    New Jesus statue stuck in Wapakoneta McDonald’s drive thru en route to Monroe

    WAPAKONETA, OH - While being hauled to its new home at the Solid Rock Church in Monroe, the 50 foot tall statue of Jesus was trapped as it was being driven through a McDonalds drive-thru. One outstretched arm of the statue caught on a statue of Ronald McDonald causing it to shift, stand semi-upright and lodge between a drive thru window and a McDonaldland Playland.


    “It was the loudest, craziest, most disturbing thing I have ever seen,” said McDonald’s employee Darren Bick. “One minute I’m typing an order into the computer, the next minute there is a thunderous noise, the building shakes, and the face of Jesus is pressed staring at me through my drive thru window. I’m going to have nightmares. If I ever sleep again.”
    New Jesus statue stuck in Wapakoneta McDonald’s drive thru en route to Monroe

    I hope God has a real good sense of humor because I'm laughing my ass off right now!
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    From the description, it sounds like Christ high-fived Ronald.

    Jesus would like a Big Mac. Now.
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