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12-26-12, 05:17 PM #1
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Man's gas blamed for creating "intolerable" workplace
DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.
In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors.
Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker | The Smoking Gun
Gas Attack At Work | The Smoking Gun
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12-26-12, 05:26 PM #2
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lol, dirty bomb
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12-26-12, 05:29 PM #3
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Why ya gotta be postin my business? I'm lactose intolerant and can't help it, thankyaverymuch.
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12-26-12, 06:00 PM #4
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Hahaha!!!
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12-26-12, 07:01 PM #5
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So he doesn't know about this? Men-D gas foul treatment fart filter
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12-26-12, 07:27 PM #6
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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Don't be hatin on Mexican food
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12-26-12, 10:27 PM #7
Reed and Malloy were my FTOs
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Where is the evidence ? If he didn't take a shit, you must acquit.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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12-27-12, 10:17 AM #8
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Why must you wait until the very end of 2012 to get in your funny post of the year? Originally Posted by Captain America
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12-27-12, 11:01 AM #9
Reed and Malloy were my FTOs
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It's your reward for surviving the Mayan calendar " apocalypse ". Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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12-27-12, 01:53 PM #10
Injustice/Indifference/In God we trust
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Gaseous Amongus. I hear there is no cure. Poor fella.
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12-27-12, 04:47 PM #11
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"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
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(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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