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    Wisconsin Man To Cop Plea In Couch Sex Case

    JANUARY 15--The Wisconsin man charged with having curbside sex with an abandoned couch is negotiating a plea bargain with prosecutors and is expected to cop next month to a misdemeanor charge, records show.
    Gerard Streator is due in Waukesha County Circuit Court on February 25 for a “plea/sentencing hearing,” according to a court docket. Streator, who turns 47 tomorrow, was arrested last September for lewd and lascivious behavior.
    As detailed in a criminal complaint, Streator’s 11 PM furniture tryst was interrupted by an off-duty police officer out for a jog. The cop, Ryan Edwards, reported spotting “a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.”

    As he approached the yellow couch, Edwards yelled, “What are you doing?” The suspect--later identified as Streator--responded by dismounting and running away. As Streator fled, Edwards “could see that the defendant’s penis was erect.” Edwards added that Streator “had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”

    Wisconsin Man To Cop Plea In Couch Sex Case | The Smoking Gun
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    Maybe it was a suede couch?
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    I hope it was scotch guarded. He was probably from Minnesota and was just visiting. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bjohnson63 View Post
    I hope it was scotch guarded. He was probably from Minnesota and was just visiting. LOL
    I'll bet he had a southern accent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    JANUARY 15--The Wisconsin man charged with having curbside sex with an abandoned couch is negotiating a plea bargain with prosecutors and is expected to cop next month to a misdemeanor charge, records show.
    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    I'll bet he had a southern accent.
    I bet it happened in Wisconsin.
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    His mistake was not going with a hide-a-bed.

    The key witness would have folded.

 

 

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