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03-18-13, 10:42 PM #1
Superman Explains Why He Didn t Destroy Russian Meteor
FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE--After more than a month of attempts to contact the reclusive hero, reports are coming in today from the icy home of global do-gooder Superman that he intentionally let the meteor that impacted Chelyabinsk, Russia on February 15th enter the atmosphere and explode.
Residents of Chelyabinsk were baffled by how a sworn protector of Earth could let a dangerous foreign object enter human-occupied space without his intervention. Some news outlets have speculated that the meteor contained trace amounts of Kryptonite, deterring the hero. Pundits worldwide have claimed that Superman wanted to start a nuclear war with Russia, and therefore let the rogue rock explode, injuring over a thousand.News outlets around the world gathered today for Superman'spress conference looking for answers. But what happened next astonished reporters. Superman, going against his "tough hero" personae, grabbed a cup of coffee, put on some oddly familiar glasses, and began explaining why he acted as he did."It's all a matter of physics."The Punch Heard 'Round the World
Superman Explains Why He Didn t Destroy Russian Meteor - Yahoo! NewsDo not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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03-19-13, 09:48 AM #2
You better lawyer up , Supes. I have a feeling law suits are coming. The Man of Steel will be turned into the Man of Appeal.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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