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    3 drunk police officers force man to masterbate in front of them

    THREE drunken police officers allegedly forced a man to masturbate and later told him to insert his penis through the opening of an empty beer bottle in front of his fellow villagers in Milne Bay province on Tuesday, it was claimed.
    Milne Bay Governor Tim Neville said the policemen, apparently drunk, also forced the man’s companion to lick blood of one of the police officers who had a cut on his foot while the other was forced to swallow a stone fish at Boyo village on Woodlark Island.
    “The one that swallowed the fish had injured his throat and has not eaten for two days,” Mr Neville claimed in a statement.
    The governor told The National yesterday from Alotau the three men had to travel about 300km from the island to report to him about these allegations.
    Mr Neville said on Sunday the three drunken police officers went to the island to investigate reports of criminal activities there and found the three villagers harvesting sea cucumbers some distance from their village.
    They fired shots in their direction forcing the men to jump off their canoes and swim ashore.
    Mr Neville said the officers then brought them back to the village to force the fishermen to commit the alleged inhuman acts.
    The officers also confiscated the men’s sea cucumber harvest and sold them, the governor claimed.
    Mr Neville said he had requested the provincial police commander to immediately recall these officers and have them investigated.
    “If they are found guilty, then they should be dismissed,” he said.
    Meanwhile, the police provincial commander Chief Inspector Augustine Wampe could not be contacted because he was attending a workshop in Port Moresby.
    NCD/Central and Southern region police Commander Assistant Commissioner Tony Wagambie yesterday denied knowledge of Mr Neville’s allegations.

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    Is that what they do for fun in New Guinea?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawEnforcementForums
    ... and later told him to insert his penis through the opening of an empty beer bottle....
    How is this possible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheriff
    How is this possible?

    The guy might be the original "pencil d**k".

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    Sorry, but this sounds like BS to me. I'm not sure what's going on, but I'll bet that these guys just want the officers out of the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheriff
    How is this possible?
    Have you ever tried it? Maybe it'll work for a few seconds

    If you try it, have a hammer nearby, I guess

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    Talking

    They say it usually works for men from Texas....whatever that means.

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    Maybe Texas has wide-mouth beer bottles - And tall ones.

    Haven't you ever heard of Texas Longnecks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie
    Haven't you ever heard of Texas Longnecks?
    Is it anything like Texas Deepthroats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LongTail
    Is it anything like Texas Deepthroats?
    Sort of, only the hole's at the other end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LongTail
    Is it anything like Texas Deepthroats?
    Not quite - This is a Texas Longneck
    http://www.mylifeisbeer.com/beer/bot...tledetail/332/


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    So, I am moving to New Guinea. Whose with me?

 

 

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